I work out a lot but I do not like it. Ya know that guy that you see at the gym and you say, "Wow! that guy is HUGE!" Well, that is not me, I don't even like that guy. I do like w

Lana loved to dance, however she has one secret no one must ever know about her. One she constantly lies about.

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Sam woke up to the sounds of birds chirping, the sun was peeking through the drapes, blinding him. "Damn it, why does the sun have to be so annoying?" He slowly got out bed.

Her life started like any other, she was born in a hospital. Her older sister waiting anticipating the arrival of her younger sibling. Then finally the anticipation was paid off.

Time to put on the tin foil hats again... the French are voting!

Bryan hissed and shook his now-burning right hand before sticking his fingers in his mouth. He glared for a moment at the offending door handle, trying to assess the best method

A chemistry professor went on a date and then said "wow I'm in Au" Ba dum tss

A long time ago there was an elf, he saw a cake nd want to eat it, but his friend, the penguin, told him not to eat it

I guess this one is about that languid goodbye you and Francoise had out in the boathouse last night. As your husband I must protest that he kept you our much to late. You were sw

The girl ran to the landline, exasperated. She dialed 911 with shaky hands. She stood there, heart racing, eyes frantically searching the room for a threat.

The best way to end the day is with a nice warm glass of...

Andrea y Julian estaban jugando en el parque cuando se acerco su abuela y les dijo que ya se tenian que regresar a la casa porque tenian que cenar

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"The way you make out is the way God will be with you," said the pastor. "If you give a lot of wet kisses and drool than God will probably kill you through drowning."

He stares ahead, frozen. His heart beats at the speed of light. The gun sits in the palm of his trembling fingers. "Oh lord, what have I done?" he thought anxiously.

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He poisoned our food, burned our houses, stole all our money, and left us for dead. Now that we've rebuilt and are prospering, he wants back in? Why should we accept him?

Chloe couldn't wait to start school! She had a new dress and new shoes. She even got a brand new lunchbox with a ballerina on it. She couldn't wait to meet all the new kids.

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