Big Bertha was a model rocket with D engines & a payload in the nose cone big enough for a mouse. I launched a grasshopper which survived the trip. 20 years later I'm going to Mars

"..is an adventure you will never forget - welcome to the Park of Nightmares! But I need to warn you: only the strongest of you will preserve your sanity by the end. Are you ready?

Fourteen days to go. I was sweating on it now, but for so long it seemed an eternity away.

Fourteen days to go. I was sweating on it now, but for so long it seemed an eternity away.

She took my hand and lead me upstairs into her cellar. I was expecting a kiss, and maybe more. But instead she showed me a pile of rotten carrot ends. "Nate," she said "WHAT

Once upon a time there was a teacher.

Guess what? I got angry because...

It was only two weeks before Cousin Corinna's wedding. Aunt Malda pulled out this dress that wasn't even cool in the 80's. It looked like a peach cobbler that someone thew up on. "

This question kept me up last night. Sean Bean, actor who plays Boromir in LOTR, is his name pronounced "Shawn Bawn?" or "Seen Bean?"

She looked around at the empty space around her and sobbed.

Glyn glanced upward, past the black mouths of the penwyth caves in which grown dragons and their chosen riders lived, toward the obsidian that crowned the ridge of the old volcano

"I hereby convict you on assault to 12 weeks incarceration."The Judge paused to let the sentence sink in.During this silence someone in the gallery let her rip,an apocalyptic fart

There was a brave girl with green yeys cutting a tree.

there once was a boy who liked to eat

היה היום חם. התחזית הראתה יום נאה, אבל היה חם מאוד. הם לבשו בגדים יחסית חמים, אמנם לא לחורף, אבל לא ציפו לחום שתקף אותם.

"Hey Spanky!"

This eloquent darkness. It is gong. In a glade with my peasant shirt stained with another man's blood. Clapping the dirt from my hands, I jumped back onto the wagon to lie on bags

My hair stood on end, a shiver raced down my spine and a lump came to my throat. It was him. The mystery figure that haunted my inexplicable dreams every night. Why'd he choose me?

The Director feels like you should be more patriotic in conducting your business. The Director wants to remind you that all of your Citizen's privileges are only one red mark from

That night, I had a psychedelic, drug-induced dream. A cold sweat broke out across my skin as the nightmarish, shadow puppet-like images played against the canvas of my mind.