Terry looked at me. I looked at him. Terry looked back at me. I looked back at him. We shared this moment together, this scheming look that only two best friends would understand.

As Cristina looks out the window from the small cafe, she wonders if she will ever find someone. Then as if she could hear Cristina's thoughts, a beautiful girl sat down.

People who couldn't see the backward just never would. It was unheard of for as long as Getheil could remember and he was there at Emergence. Then they found the math; Kurt Gödel.

I told the half dozen cats that are holed up under my house that I tolerated them to stay there just in case I had to move in with them once my house remembers who she is. That day

Friendly nightmare

I was walking down the beach, soaking in the summer, salty air when my phone rang. It was unexpected. It whipped me out of my day dreaming. I quickly go to answer it and I was shoc

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Joe Fallows lingered in bed, reflecting on his dreams of the past few nights. Just the fact that he was dreaming again after months of drought made him happy. Finally he got up and

The freak winter storm dropped sleet in Yuma. Residents were unprepared. Chaos ensued. Schools were shuttered. Teacups were shattered. But worst of all no one remembered to

"What if, instead of a water cycle, there were a pizza cycle? Discarded crusts would evaporate and..." The Nobel Committee listened intently. Einstein's latest thought experiments

"Hello, People's Choice Bank. This is Dirk speaking. How may I help you?" "Yeah, uh hi. Please get a bag of small bills ready 1000$ is fine. We'll be by to rob the bank later today

He took it personally. He felt personally touched by this coupon for 50% off the buffet at

Once upon a time in a setting, a bunch of characters were motivated somehow to follow a plot. They each had descriptions and conflict and correlating interrelated dynamics.

15 hours since a new line had been folded on his stories; 8 hours since a new comment; 1 hour since a new 'like'. His skin crawled with anticipation. A twitch had developed that

I knew I shouldn't have opened the front door when I did. Life is full of unexpected events, but this really took the cake.

Are you kidding me? Badgers? Again?

Groid Buttenberg didn't know it was a crime to fart in an elevator in Texas until he was apprehended by Looneyville's Tough on Tootin' Sheriff Jesse Arpeggio in a sting operation

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Happy at last to be leaving Vermont, Dave was stunned to find that ten feet beyond the state line, the road ended in a grove of pine trees, not a smidgen of asphalt to be seen for