There was a time, aerosol spray was the future.

I wanted to discover what lay beyond conception, remote & ineffable, utterly strange. Within the wretchedness of mere existence my heart grew sick, and utter horror sounded within

I was getting autograph from bruno mars,my favourite singer.Then, suddenly" HA HA HA", A LAUGHTER CAME"WHY SO SERIOUS?".THEN, ONLY I REALISED IT WAS JOKER IN REAL LIFE CAME ALIVE..

This fold is dedicated to Mrs. McGurk and her magic rolls.

He sat alone in the dark listening to a thousand psychic wars and about coming home. But nobody ever comes back unbroken: good or bad, either way, broken.

I was spending my holiday in Sherfordshire Upon Mary Kay collecting errant knights when I became involved in this affair. It started when I unburied an errant knight named Sir Ris.

It was a hot day in June and as I was going to work

Can you guys tell me your best cooking recipe for fish, meat, veggies or I dont know dessert?

Against my better judgement I decided I would try to be civil. When I offered him a drink he sneered at my offered cup of pickle juice. He acted like I had insulted him & his mater

It makes sense to me. If we have astral plains then aliens have astral plains. There is no guarantee that everyone of their astral plains coincides with any of our astral plains.

Once the green light flashes you jump into you head, knocking over a cup of something off of your Medulla oblongata . It looked like soup. Was it soup? Didya check the hippocampus?

Caution: The female of the species is more deadly than the male. Some forgot to put a warning label of Helen of Troy. Thousands of men died needlessly because

"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, g-" Silence blossomed like a mushroom cloud. The children's eyes did not flinch. The gun's report finally shattered the haze. Little Teddy held a 45

The first time I drove on a motorway was the I-95 in Miami - straight out of the hire car place. It was also my first l/h drive car & the first time I'd driven on the right. Scream

Mr. Tomato just about had it with all the misery and angst that afflicted the world around him. He had nothing to do with any of that. So one day, he sold everything and

I don't have a face.

I jumped in line at the jumping time with my bag of twine and my nursery rhyme and I thought

In the beginning, dog created the heaven and the earth and saw that it was doog. On the seventh day, dog rested.

Five dollars and a baloney sandwich. That's all I need to

The news called it "Death from Above", the tabloids called it "we told you so!", and the fear-mongers called it "we're already dead so let's go crazy and kill each other."