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Several 
philosophers, biologists, 
physicists and psychologists (who made up The Committee for Skeptical Inquiry) got together to discuss UFOS, Big Foot, and evolution.

Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding, & begin construction of a Death Star by 2016. By focusing our defense resources on a space-superiority

Sal initially wanted to open an "Ancient Roman" themed restaurant, but when the backers got whiff of his plans for "Dormice Poppers" and learned that everything would be covered in

Socked in again, she thought as she looked over the lagoon.. "The weather man is on crack," and knows nothing about Alaska

10,000 years have I sat on this stone overlooking the immutable ocean. 100 centuries of solitude and contemplation. And what have I profited, this isolation and futility? What was

The first flurry of the year floated over the field when I left the stable. Somewhere in the dancing swarm of crystals above was one whose pattern would unlock the snow angels

Max AUB. Gener sense nom. Barcelona: Alba, 1994, pàg. 109-110

“I have sorer tusks,” bellowed the mastodon, making his excuse known. "Please don't tell the herd you beat me in a deer-rules charging match." The boar replied, "Fat chance! This m

Well the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio, so we decided to go on an adventure.

Annual surveys to determine presence/absence and quantify reproductive success of southern reticulated warthogs will commence tomorrow morning at 0600. I expect that you will

She was in love with grammar, he was a passionate entomologist. Their children, Ellipsis, Oxford Comma and little Rhagodessa, were often left to their own devices as their parents

One day Tommy was walking to school. Tommy does not like school but he was happy to go today. They were going on a field trip but when he got to his class, no one was there. The cl

Once upon a time there was a Princess, named Ashley, who was banished to the evil town of Statesboro. There she attended the boarding school Georgia Southern.

In the great clockwork of the heavens a tiny sphere passes before the furnace and life giver, a speeding messenger of melting lead, an interloper skimming her plasma winds

Un día de primavera Laura va eixir de sa casa per anar a l'escola. Com pensava que faria un poc de fresca portava una jaqueta blava damunt de la camisa. Al poc d'anar caminant

My boyfriend likes to play video games. That would be normal except that when he kills people; he tells me he really wishes it was in real life...

She got up a 5am to prepare lunches for the kids. Today was gluten-free free-range chicken salad in sprout wraps served sushi-style in Etsy designed bento boxes.

Of course I can ride a bike. I just can't turn the damn things. That's why I have knees that look like this. Now hand me the first aid kit and shut up! Grand kids who needs them.