Aria is just an ordinary girl, but she has no ordinary power. It was on the night of

"Semiotics? Idiotics!" Sarge growled. I knew it was going to be a long day. My name is Friday and I carry a badge. I work Dei Watch and it looked like we had a gang of

"I hate YouTube! YouTube is stupid! I was just getting used to the previously stupid upgrade, and now they come with this crap! WHERE ARE MY SUBSCRIPTIONS?" Oh God, Jimmy relax

Conditions were right for the diatom takeover of the world. Feverishly building their silicate shells, countless trillions of diatoms began to converge upon the populated centers

The stain on THAT bed? The one next to the poster? Well, let's just say. Wait a second, should I be telling you this? Do you have clearance? Let me see your teeth. Hmmm.

I walked along the smouldering ruins of buildings and cars. I noticed a rioter was still trying to steal a fridge. I told him everybody else was gone and the police were coming. He

"Try it!" I will try it, asshole, as soon as the smoke from whatever you're burning empties from my lungs. You've got enough incense burning to choke out the dank weed smell, and

As Dr. Fadoodledaddle entered the exam room, he found himself reflecting on the fact that so few of his patients

"She" came up. "She" was mad. I could tell by the way "she" walked. She looked at nothing as "she" clomped over to the printer. Staring at the printer "she"

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He fell in love with summer sausage after the trip to the cracker barrel because

In the back of my mind, I expected to fail.

He was born of lowly station, the runt of one of the local chieftains many comcubines. Spurned & exiled he survived in the forlorn steppes. Ghengis was tough, ambitious.& ruthless

She stared at the blank page in front of her. Blank and empty. Just like her mind. "I need 10 pages by tomorrow!" she thought. Desperate, she picked up

"Haha! Managed to complete the prickly circle of life again."

The teacher rocketed into the room. She was screaming and saliva squirted out of her mouth and hit me on the face. It was disgusting. I don't care who she thinks she is - that was

He was a Zen fanatic and did three lines of Matcha before each judo match. He wasn't sure if that counted as doping

Младен је излетио из куће бесан. Са собом је пнео само најнужније решен да се више никада неће вратити.

Becky and Biff were so clueless that they thought the 10 days of protest were at the Chi Rho house. Presumably about the drinking crackdown there at SMU. They decided to join the

First day on the job and of course Jillian would catch the mother of all cases. Two dead, three injured, and not a suspect to be found. "What the hell happened?" Lt. Hiko asked.