Lenin17 & Betty were cast adrift on the indifferent ocean of fate. Their rudderless boat bobbed around until they washed up on the shore of another story to continue their adventur

The elevator doors close, there is a lurch as the box takes off then surges wildly upward and crosswise on the diagonal just like in the dream only this time incredulously real.

He rubbed his goatee peering at her black leotard over his espresso. She grabbed his beret and flung it. "You just hate me because I want to dig the world always!" Beatniks were

Kimberley Stockholm was a goddess - she had legs that were a mile long, teeth that you could see your reflection in, and hips

Tick. Tock. The time was passing by so slowly. I glared at the clock and willed it to go faster. Nothing happened of course. I tried to pay attention to the droning of the teacher'

"Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.""PersiennePersiennePersienne""No meio do caminho tinha uma pedra.Tinha uma pedra no meio do caminho."Five languages she spoke and poetry still

The structure was lightyears long. At its center was the homeworld, Earth. Nanobots endlessly built new expansions to the structure. Lonely WALL-DO was one of the nanobots.

If I had to hear one more fart joke from the backseat, I thought I might abandon the car. Not that I didn't find them funny, but it'd been going on for a solid 40 minutes, and now

Parttime Santa part time hobos Ed & Wes were drinking their way through their dept. store earnings & trading Kringle jokes. "How many snow ploughs does it take before Rudolfs nose

There are several preparations you need to make before bringing your werewolfwoman home, first

She was my daughter. I was proud of her. She'd opened up a juice store called Jambo Juice. She was doing well until Jamba Juice opened across the street. Corporate villains.

"It's hard not to think that the random combinations of Dadaism contributed to the anything-goes horrors that followed." Andy listened to the silence for a while, then hung up.

Once upon a time, in the magical land of HELL...

Murdock Lipschitz carefully removed the cylinder he'd labeled with RADIOACTIVE WASTE

Take it from me: When making a point about how easy it is to write a haiku, be sure to not screw up the syllable count. You just look silly. "Haikus are so easy/ In my sleep I make

I love to eat lemons in the spring time

In the beginning, there were 1,800 potential characters. Then just like that, there were 1,620.

The morning after: She nuzzled up to him and then licked him with her raspy tongue. We woke with a start. There was an enormous capybara in his bed.

Apparently they're not making Twinkies any more. Well, you might as well just tell me the world's coming to an end because I don't want any part of a post-Twinkie life.

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