The man wore a wide brimmed hat, mask, stripped suite, cape & white gloves. The McDonald's employees thought it was a joke, but when he pulled a gun out of a bag & said "Robble,

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My lesbian mums...

Socks the cat ghost stll haunted the Clintons.

As usual, Jack was sitting in the corner eating his Christmas pie. But this year, when he stuck in his thumb, he pulled out a Series M-421 miniature cranioptimeter.

The beauty of it all was the fact that I didn't even have to lift a finger. It was a Sunday like any other. As if part of my routine, I flaunted my ass in front of the Christians

Every Thursday morning, Mrs Frobisher had an appointment at 10.30. She tried to be punctual. Mrs Frobisher detested people who did not pay proper attention to time. So rude.

The whole world had had enough, but only one badass mofo had the guts, the need, and the know-how to pull it off. Bunnicula was going to finally snuff that skank Edward Cullen.

It wasn't clear yet if the beginning of the story really started like that. Every day before the first meeting, he used to forget everything about her just for discovering

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I heard a panoply of rattling and hissing coming from my boots. Woody suggested that a snake was the culprit, so when I flipped over my insulated pacs I was surprised to find

Soft little Muff Muffin had been quiet too long. The day was grey and sad. How had Mitchy let poor little Muff Muffy get near that

Fresh out of the shower, I admired my girth in the foggy mirror. Middle age had made me fat with rolls of flesh and the kind of rippled cellulite flesh I used to make fun of when I

I remember exactly where I was the day the moon exploded.

The sightseers couldn't miss the famous rock, just yards off shore. Cover in white all along it's back that rose 100 ft. Seagulls called it home. Crevices and seagrass surrounded

So I started to leave the room, when Vinnie goes "Does the pope shit in the woods?" and chuckles. I just kept walking. He comes up with weirdest shit after a night of booze and

It was never my intention to live in California. I came here for the music and stayed out of intertia. I need to put intention back in my life, so I packed up car and headed

The shuttle docked at the space station. When the hatch was opened Captain Jeremy expected to meet

Greg and Suzanne met due to a corkboard posting looking for a partner to share gas costs on a cross-country drive. Greg argued that because Suzanne was the one that was already

As you can see, I'm still having a hard time finishing things...all because of my late father, Stephan, and his untimely passing. I've heard that the only way to overcome fears