The maze is merciless. Every turn seems to be a mistake. But I cannot stop. I have to get to the

"Excuse me your royal Majesty, but what do you suppose proper etiquette is for BEATING ROYAL ASS!!!!" I taunted

I forged the lock fearing the loneliness.Forced to look for a way out:a farse developing in the other room and I couldn't stant it anymore.Looking at the clock on the wall it was

Come on, people...FOLD...FOLD...FOLD... The Foldmaster cracked his bloody whip. What used to be an innocent hobby has become a torturous journey.

Hello? Hellloooo? Something wasn't right. There was nothing obviously wrong and I don't believe in heeby jeeby spider sense but something inside me was pulsing *danger*. I stepped

I liked this balance sheet because

With tomorrow being Valentine’s Day, that little zig-zag shirt wearing blockhead of a kid, will surely receive a big, heart shaped box of rocks from his so called friends, who

I took a bus for Seoul on Friday.

Hayden Floyd hesitated a moment. "There's a reason the moon only shows us one face, and it's nowhere near Tycho," she said. "It's strange that the center of that face has no name."

I lost things.

I grew up in the 1960s in small house that fit a family of seven just fine in those days. There was no such thing as not sharing a bedroom with another sibling, or

It reminds me of the green parrots that live wild here in Silicon Valley. We have four distinct populations—with the largest in

Verity Hawkins was unstoppable that morning. "Good morning, Ms. Potts. I'm here to see the boss. Mr. Stark, do you know what it's like to live paycheck-to-paycheck?" Stark didn't

It all started when Obama and Limbaugh met in the restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. Limbaugh had entered his stall and taken his wide stance when Barry

That or they were being campy. But not in a Sleep-a-way kind of way. More like Elm Street on Crystal Lake where I saw what you did. I know you like scary movies & you fingerbanged

Someone had to go. The hot air balloon was going to land in the volcano unless they did something quick. "I nominate John" said Michael, looking over the bubbling edge. "Hey,

I will punch you in the back of the back. You call it your chest. You better rest on the ground while you're vleeding to death to this verse of one breath you attempt to stand. You

A burger contains a little piece of dozens of cows. It's like when olde-timey hostage-takers would send you a finger in the mail to assert their dominance, except I'm hungry and

Politicians around the world proposed to build giant refrigerators that would blast cold air into the atmosphere however they were to be powered by coal power plants. Global warmin

He wrote his own vows,"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down." She giggled. Then the Ethics Police crashed through the stain-glass window and shot them both stone dead.