Jimmy was about to chop a chicken when he realized he was wearing a white shirt. Not wanting to ruin it, he quickly donned his Darth Vader costume from last Halloween.Ms.Jones saw

He wanted to retaliate but he wanted to do it with style, he torqued the

I got an email from a cousin of an ex dictator in Nigeria who needed a safe place to store 15,000,000 $. I paid the transfer fee, and to my surprise the money was transferred to my

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There once was a lobster from Rochester

Lately, sleep has become a delicacy I can only dream about. That is, daydream about. My mouth waters at the mere thought of it. I look out the window, counting stars all night.

The two cars were speeding right next to each other now. The drivers looked at each other. Jim fought against the g-forces as he reached for the turbo. That's when it happened.

Little elves poured out of the woman's foot. They were coated in Vic's vapor rub and

Amanda Widdershins woke with a shock to find her estranged sister Carlotta sitting on her bed, staring at her. "I saw the shadow of the Manatee here," Carlotta insinuated. Amanda b

So, the Brits are weirder than I thought. In the 1800s, they purposely changed their accent to be more foo-foo.

Jack was exhausted. It had been the worst 24 hours of his life and all he wanted to do was to go home and collapse. But that was not to be...

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of Aquarius, it was the Reagan Era

Fred walked hesitantly into The Spot, a nightclub he'd learned of from mysterious Madame X. He was wary, but then he spotted Big Bob from accounting, and LaRonda sipping a cosmo.

She walked down the hall. She had her bookbag in one hand and a small water bottle in the other. She was so scred she didnt know

The suborbital shock was a lot to take. Totally fogged up the Opticals. An Anders Marine had told me we only had five more increments before unleashing the Blood Hydras, so

I got back from the video store, walked in, and checked my messages. Thirsty, I grabbed a Tab from the fridge and settled into my favorite chair. Oh cool! Cheers was on, and it was

Once upon a time, there lived a girl born with a most curious disease. She was incapable of resisting sudden impulses that other people had no trouble ignoring.

He didn't much like opera, but frequented opera cafes to hit on the singing waitresses. He was addicted to the ecstatic involuntary songs they sang during orgasm

It was a dark and stormy evening

John and Frank sat at the bar chatting. "I can't believe how mad she got", Frank muttered. "She was working in the kitchen and I just got one little toenail in the