In the Black Hills of South Dakota, just off of highway 90, there is corrugated rusted hangar. If you pull into the dirt lot, and pay a dollar at the turnstyle, you will see

Police from the central German town of Bad Hersfeld report culprits made off with 5.5 tons of Nutella from a parked trailer--estimated worth $20,000.

Tom looked over the potato, carefully. "Hmm."

"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?" The strange man said to me. "Hey dude Im here for LargeLouie69, ya seen him?" I said with a smile

He knew his six month old daughter hated him. It wasn't just the scratching and screaming and scaring him by holding her breath. It was the way she stared at him when he

Midnight. The mortician pumps fluid into another dead body. He hears something behind him. He turns around. The Old Woman is sitting up. Mouth open, a beetle crawls out.

The green-bellied, purple-elsewhere dinosaur evaluated his paunch in the floor-length mirror. Pacing, he debated on skipping the show's 10yr reunion. What would Baby Bop think?

It was frustrating reaching into empty pockets with a hungry belly but he had to grin and bear it. All he thought was that will make my next meal even better as he

There was a mole deep in the Folding Story diaspora. S/he/It would copy folds and paste them in the 'How not to do it' sections of creative writing websites. Detective J Manatee

Jedi Hand waited hat in hand for the door to open. A hat selected for its texture, in the hope that Lurch would like it when JH visited the Addams residence for a play-date with

Jimmy loved the ocean, but he couldn't stay afloat without his yellow ducky inner tube. On a particularly foggy Pacific morning, his inner tube popped when he brushed up against

“Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a hemorrhoid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.” The Proctologist looked at his Medical Assistant, he raised his laytex-gloved hand

Have you seen the robot built by the chinese named Yang Yang who's the spitting image of Sarah Palin? I've got my own conspiracy theory on this.

The couple gave up their baby. They were working in the US from China and the baby had been born with potential brain damage. China would allow only one, and this one was broken.

Your telling me I applied, was accepted 1 in 10000, trained in a grueling program, traveled through interplanetary space for 2 years, survived the landing, & the sunsets are blue?

Geraldine the gnu was feeling blue. She counted her toes again to check but there were three on each foot. Very un-gnu.

Battle stations came the cold hard command over the shipboard communicator. We were finally going to test the newest starship in actual battle. The classified phoneme cannon was

He couched...right into the blowgun. Oh No!. The dart came out and hit Principle Lunderson in the neck. He whipped around and saw Blake standing there. "I coughed, it was an

"Never!" I shouted. "Never will I do this for you. I mean who do you think I am?". I hung up but she just rang back. I answered, "I'll tell you who I think you are." She said.

Mr. Quinn woke one morning. Except, inexplicably, it was night. He looked out his window. The sun was not up. The birds were not chirping. What in the world had happened?