"Implement Factor VII." "Sir, if we do that, the misanthropic squealers might go all 'nihilist' on us again!" "I am willing to take that risk. Implement it. That's an order."

Would you rather streak naked through your office OR be known as the office farter?

I was trapped in a cage of my own device and could not find the key. My sigils were empty gestures, my will a stagnant pond. I went through the motions of a mundane life, hoping to

He passed the object over the glass case. "So what can you give me for it?" The pawn broker put on a loop and peered down. "Well, in this condition, I would need an appraisal."

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover Vanilla Ice.

Cool sweat soaked Magenta's back as Indigo sponged her brow, brushing her hair back & ordered her to push. Magenta gritted her teeth, suppressing moans of pain, and obeyed. Violet

ПРИЧА О ДОБРОМ ДРВЕТУ Овде допишите своју причу о добром дрвету, надовезујући се једни на друге.

He called the beer a "Bronson" and entered the hipster ranks along with

Cinderella's feet were a mass.Those cristal shoes were hell on Earth and she decided to buy new shoes.She went shoe shopping at Rodeo Drive but nothing seemed to fit her.

The Great Gatsby stared across the water at the flashing green light. With a roar the Great Kraken (en route from Norway) entrapped Gatsby in a suckered tentacle and dragged him

There was this kid who was running away from the school. which one attack dogs attacked him...

A cold feeling of shock gripped me as I stared at the splintered, shattered wood of my front door.

"68% of people acquainted with you are beginning to realize that you are full of shit." croaked the alarm clock. Regina must have set the alarm to angst. Well, I'm feeling anxious

In the beginning there was the word. And the word was 'good'

Carl from accounting also happened to have a side job as a stripper. Problem is, he decided to combine both jobs and save himself the time.

Before I left the house for the day I put on my Thinking Hat. A cool breeze gently lifted my Thinking Hat from my head and sent it floating towards a woman in a hot pink dress

He was attaching braces to the pumpkins teeth. "Ding Dong." He went to the door & opened "Trick or Treat!" He handed out toothbrushes. "They're sonic screwdrivers for your teeth"

Can I see it she asked? So I took it out and proudly displayed it! Its so big and hard she said. I just smiled. May I touch she asked? Gently I said. Wow a petrified Dino Bugger

This notion and these principles are irrefutable evidence that there is highlighter ink in your mind. I have no idea how it got there. The nose. Injection. Mutation, but everytime

"Sorry I'm late," said Dale as he rushed to his seat. The other members of Artisans Anonymous scoffed. Leave it to the Watchmaker to be 20 minutes late. More irony ensued when