Stalin was driving down Lincoln after getting coffee and was rear ended by

"You called me Tom Selleck again." He squinted at her warily from the other side of the cot.

"It's story time", said Mrs. Carbuncle, and opened the large medical tome she always read from. All the Carbuncle children gathered around her.

I was walking after school when, i saw a ghost rider in his sweater and he was drinking soda while watching the students getting bullied.

Kevin gave up trying to punch and charged her. Trying to dance out of the way, Iris’s emotions got the best of her and she kicked helplessly into Kevin’s chest.

"And the nominations are.... Invasion of the Bee Girls, The Brave Little Toaster, and

My husband had a medical emergency that required hospitalization and 3 days in intensive care (and he was quite ill three days before that).

Circumcising a boy under the age of 18, even for religious reasons is

The mound of rubies glistened and shone like crimson suns in the moonlight. Reaching out for one, Elsa was simultaneously enchanted and repulsed by their power. If David was here

I could see myself laying on the couch. Flat on my back, eyes closed, hands stupidly crossed on my chest like a corpse at wake.When mother saw me ran she ran to me and knocked my

"Someday, Tomas, we will go over those mountains. What do you think is on the other side?" Tomas shook his head. "I don't know, Matthias. Green hills? Clear, fresh water?"

Cuddling was all that he knew. Left for dead at 22 months, a frightened Tristan had found

On the next deep space probe, we attached a hard drive containing all the LOL cat memes ever created. We hope that aliens will understand.

Come gather round people, wherever you roam.

WW 1 was the chemists war, poison gas in the trenches. WW 2 the physicists war, atom bombs. WW3 will be the cyverneticists war, robot killing machines, WW4, the flint chippers war,

The biggest fall-out from the Green's victory was the axing of Top Gear. It had increasingly become a guilty pleasure but when the end came, Jeremy, Richard and James

Two young cowboys went riding out one dark & windy day. Upon a ridge they rested as they went up on their way. When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed sheep they saw

If I know what I know, because I knew it, and I can't know what I don't know, can I intuit?... If I intuit, I must have knew it, so my plea must be "I'll do it!" When "I'll do it"

Black Bart didn't give a flying fuck about nothin or nobody. He once sharted an entire pork chop and didn't even notice. So he was genuinely surprised when

The Sun has feelings too, you know, just like you. He is just too polite to show them. He doesn't want to be one of "those" stars. It is what it is but he doesn't want it not to be