A Tale of Two Animalcules. Amoeba & Paramecium were inseparable companions in a tiny pond holding pseudopod in cilia until one day Paramecium adopted Algae as endosymbiont.

He looked down at the village through the eye windows. Pulling some ropes, the giant jerked forward. He bellowed through the voice trumpet. "FEE! FIE! FOE! FUM!"

Cheswick Blighton would sometimes tune his radio to a certain frequency. His pineal gland would tingle, and he would engage in lively disputes with the Koi of nearby dimensions.

Big Bob cut the cheese in homeopathically thin slices because

So, it's January 3rd, 2013. Now what?

Alter one iota of your destiny and someone named wish might just encounter you. I found this out once while holding a cardboard sign outside the Fred Myer on Hawthorne Street. This

I suddenly found myself inside a yellow submarine. How did I get here? Why was Ringo Starr having tea with an octopus? And why the only sound I could make was "Goo goo g'joob"?

Eros, the impossibly beautiful and terrifying God, was sitting in the garden of Psyche's palace. Under his naked feet the path of opals, amethysts and pearls glistened in the sun.

"That's it! I've had it with you and your disturbing obsession with

I squinted again into the deepening fog. The figure I thought had been making it's way toward me seemed to have disappeared but I couldn't be sure. I felt my hand along the rocks

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He made sure to stay hidden as his boss left the office to grab a cup of coffee. "Perfect! Time to grab that file." He quickly moved to get the envelope, and when he opened it,

On my stroll, I looked down at the strange markings construction crews put on the pavement. This mark is for a gas line, that one, for sewers. Why is there one for hot chocolate?

Not everybody has useful super powers. Take the 'Barista Belle,' who can change water from tepid to near boiling with her mind or 'That Guy,' who can pick up radio waves with his

Folding stories ain't no word confusion, a far cry from some novel's illusion, or mass media delusions. It's a fusion of minds in collusion,

I was walking down the street one day when I saw a cat. The cat was talking to other cats. They all had jetpacks on. I asked if I could have one and their answer was

My head was pounding, my body ached. I felt like vomiting and had a real bad thirst. I could barely move from all the disgust and anxiety. Still I complimented my wife: "Delicious

This is a tale about the most terrifying anglo-saxon monster to ever walk the earth. Well I say walk but this monster glides!

This was my last chance to pop a wheelie on my motorcycle before the big Vegas show. Celine Dion

So I'm sittin there with my infant child watching a horror movie when all of a sudden like thirty bats fly into the bedroom and poop all over the drapes. This was a very bad