We Are One you and I, we are like the earth and sky, one family under

It was silent in the room except for my occasional grunting, I was really working up a sweat, pushing it to the limit. I was almost there so close.. Until the door suddenly opened!

"WHY ARE THERE KITTENS IN MY BATHROOM?!?"

The tall one had on a black on black suit. I recognized him from Dispatch. But the shorter one with the bow tie was eyeballing me in a way I didn't cotton to. He said he wanted me

A soft cheek stroke followed by sharp fingernail gouge to the inner nose. The nighttime screaming. The daytime crying. The defecation. Always the defecation.

My Little Peny rode on to the screen, the spin-off show to My Little Pony. Various pens spoke to each other in clad costumes and Princess Penestia warded off the evil pencils

He shouldn't have gone outside ... The crickets! The crickets were so loud he couldn't think or see! But the towering Cricket Master Chi Chi Rico beckoned him to the town square,

Before her arrival, the house became full of odd devices. The washing machine decorated mom's room. A hole was made in the wall, so that the pipe would get into the bathroom.

I remember, a few years back, before all this drama, a certain family picnic. It was before Dad was the most wanted criminal alive, Mom was on the run for safety, and I, inocent me

The nurse opened the note it said, "Don't tell the surgeon but he's operating on a werewolf."

At the time it seemed like a great idea. Walt''s bachelor party would be Where's Wally themed. We dressed him up in the trademark red striped shirt and cap and told him to hide in

"To get you kids excited about healthy food, we've made Fruit & Veggie trading cards." The teacher handed every student a pack. "I got a holographic apple," said Joe. He traded for

Mother Nature was restless. She blew around the house, uneasy, wondering how Father Time was doing with their daughter at their first ever Father-Daughter dance.

My god, I didn't think it was real!

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot" Something whirred and clicked within the replicator and a fate scent of elderberries filled the room. A bowl of plomeek soup appeared, the ten raktajinos in

Meanwhile, down at the yarn shop ... "Dang Mildred, did you see the caboose on that delivery guy?" "Haha yeah! He must work out!" *High-five* "Hey pass me a skein of the red angora

Am I the only one around here who doesn't want to watch the video about it but just wants to read the instructions? IT'S 7 MINUTES LONG. I'ts buffering, I'm yelling. I JUST WANT TO

"Honey, look!" The polar bear and his wife peered out the window of their melting igloo. "See? The Smiths have evolved to grow wings. Why don't you have wings, huh?" Papa bear was

I couldn't believe what she told me in the bathroom last night. We sat there for two hours and cried together and that's when I realized

Imagine my surprise when the jaguar tattooed on my bicep looked up at me and roared. Hacking bits of phlegm onto the sawdust floor, Earl turned off his tattoo machine and peered