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It was a gay joy. Just divine and absolutely fabulous. We held hand in hand gazing at the round rainbow's curve, so tremendously endowed, it was.

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"The Commies are Coming: the Musical" landed on Mr. Hackensmoot's desk during the darkest hour of his producer career. How to finance it? He retitled the musical "Bolshevik

She had told me previously there was a lot of weird Geezer's at her house, but one day as we sat in her room she told me how

I was so excited about Christmas day because I knew my dad had gotten me a puppy and I could not wait to finally meet her.

He waited in the rest room until he heard someone in the stall next to him. He tapped with his right foot, got a response, then was surprised when through the glory hole came a

I slowly sank into the comfort of my red pillow sofa in an attempt to escape the insanity of my day. What I thought was going to be a quiet moment of peace suddenly changed when

My name is Inserts Tetsubo, and I am a plumber.

He had to make ends meet. That's how Trevor found himself participating in a blind test of condoms from different manufacturers. He struggled for adjectives to describe condom #3:

You gotta just tell it like it is, cuz.

I was walking home from the pub across the fields when I saw on the hill a bonfire with witches dancing. A very beautiful witch only wearing a cutty sark stopped to stare at me

All's fair in love and war.

There would be many times shitting my pants in front of or in the midst of large crowds, but on Saturday the 28th, 2012, I had the the shit that would lead to my greatest adventure

I cannot find my potato!! I keep yelling to my mom," Mother where is my potato head!!" She was in the kitchen cooking fries and would not respond!!

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At the intersection of concentration, logic, and luck, we have

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