Sometimes I like to fly kites. You see, I'm a member of the North Dakota Kosher Roster- that's what we do there. We also share Communist Yaoi fanfiction. Good times, I remember

K.C. and the Sunshine Band showed up at my door today. What was I to do? I invited them in, puzzled, but pretending not to be. They seemed to be expecting me to

Agnes wrote her Honey Do List. 1. Sharpen knives. 2. Take out Life Insurance. She stapled a photo of her in her flannel nightie so he'd get the message and left it on the table

I wasn't always a bum. I used to be someone. I used to be rich and powerful. Until I met her.

Machinery. He'd pay for it if it didn't make his gut empty, and heart ache.

He creep out of the room and went down the staircase to reach to the door. Slowly, he opened the door and

"I'll get around to it," I said as I looked at the broken dish washer. Two weeks later, I was eating off paper plates. Then yesterday, I found it healed itself.

It's depressing. All these great stories & no one is adding to them. I think I'll go drink an entire bottle of Maker's Mark now. Care to join me? Oh, I forgot. You're not here.

No one puts my ideas into practice, which is good. I'm sick of perfect ideas being proven wrong by "applications." So, when I say idle things like, "The best way to please women is

I believed Aiden when he claimed to be a dancer; dance has no entrance exam. He tapped my back lovingly. "A good dancer romps with purpose, maybe even grace, and charges $40/hour."

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The management sent Joe to check out the disturbances in #1423. It creeped him out enough that the elevator skipped from 12 to 14, but the normality of the carpet and lighting cr

"Seven brides for seven dwarfs."said the add.Ever since Snow White moved back into the castle they felt so lonely they put on an add and waited in vain till one day their Facebook

The noise echoed in my ear, the sound of the rope hitting the bottom. It came an hour after I threw the one end down the cliff. All I needed to do was get down and save humanity.

I am not angry. I wish I was, but I'm too old to feel anything but numb. "You know he did try and find you after the march, but Souci you had eyes for everyone but the star"

Am I the only one who cares about wrecking ball accuracy anymore? Sheesh, Dale, when I say that I want the Blockbuster destroyed, I don't mean the corner deli. Give it another go.

As I walked through the house wearing nothing but a jersey and slippers

Finally, an econimist strolled out with a magic marker. "Since zeroes equal nothing, let's just cut off the last six numbers from the national debt." Congress applauded.

OK, THIS is IT. I am tired of messin' around! 2 points here, 3 points there...it's pitiful. This story right here...the one you are reading right now...is gonna earn 100 points or

The mystical mermaid quickly swam through the choppy waves. She knew she had to get back to her cove before the tide rolled in.