One morning, as I waltzed accross the street, I noticed two strange men loitering by a broken lamp. I strode over to see what all the commotion was about, and...

if your happy an u no it clap ur hands (clap_clap) if you happy an u no it clap ur hands (clap_clap) if ur happy and u noe it and ur face will surely show it if ur happy an u no it

As I sit here in his sweat shirt smiling at the thought of him, jack came to my mind and how he would react to this. Jack is controlling and protective but he's sweet too. I love

"Why take responsibility for my inaction when the universe is a video game and my player is AFK?" "Well, mister, tell your AFK player to take out the trash, or you're grounded."

Everyday I would sit in traffic jams going to work and coming home. Finally, I bought a monster truck and the traffic no longer was a problem. I didn't even worry about parking

Several years ago, I left the marketing racket. I was tired of the old slog. Ready for some excitement. But the bills just were not getting paid, so that was when I entered

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I said as I nodded disapprovingly at the startled student.

I have a spotty dog. However many times I try to count the spots, I always lose count, what with the struggling, around the stomach area. I called the Samaritans helpline.

He was a network engineer. A happy network engineer until he fell in love with Karla, an experienced veterinarian,who at the time was being harrassed by David, a sadistic novelist.

The Mayans gathered around the stone tablets. "Did you remember leap years?" said the head priest. The mason sighed, "Let's just stop at 2012. I need a break."

She couldn't handle living this way. Minimal money to pay the bills and living off cheap instant coffees and day old bread. Things had to change.

"A pirate's sweat tastes like whiskey." I look at William (instead of drop kicking his chest) and say, "and you know this how?"

its 6:00 am and just got 4 hours of sleep and now i have to go to

Amelia slumped against the back of the seat, head turned slightly to face the car window. Her eyes glazed over as she stared outside at the passing streets. Everything had begun to

Don Parker glided onto the stage and waved graciously at the screaming fans who filled the television studio. His new variety show, Celebrity Sex Tape, was the surprise hit of

Inicio: Viaje exploratoria aplicaciones tecnológicas. Reflexión sobre los modos en que construimos conocimiento.

This Splung named Pungo Boondoofus dropped a frosted Phobusicle next to the earthlings rover and they imaged it. It's just a matter of time before they analyse it. What will we do?

Harcourt Chalmers cradled the bowl John Dee had given his ancestor Harry Morlock, a country lad who set out to sea in the 1600s and founded an empire of noodles. But now the emp

"Only a fool would fold a foal!" fulminated Frances furiously. "Furthermore,

The potato was lying on the ground. Then a bird ate it. Then a cat ate the bird. Then a dog ate the cat. Then a cheetah ate the dog. Then a lion ate the cheetah. Then a shark ate