What would he need to take on the Appalachian Trail? So far he had one tube of anchovy paste, a can of Manwich Bold, a box of turkey dressing, and a cheddarwurst.

Handyman's Pesto: Crush 10 garlic cloves with a ballpein hammer. Chop one bunch parsley & nettlepatch with a weedwacker, add quart of sawdust & edible oil. Mince roast hayseeds &

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Beaver one, beaver all; Let's all do the beaver crawl. Beaver two, beaver three; let's all climb the beaver tree. Beaver four, beaver five; let's all do the beaver jive. Beaver s

Boy or girl? Does it matter?

You stroll into a dark alley on the corner of Madison and Filly. Suddenly a shadow passes by. You hide behind the pungent trash bin. You can't believe you eyes! It's

It had been hours since the rigor mortis took over, and yet still Trey's consciousness remained locked inside of his lifeless body. "Fuck." he thought to himself silently.

Well, I found the rotten way. It's not that you only live once, it's that you only live stupid.

Some one is typing folding story, I wonder what they are going to say next?

That drunk Hrodgar & his troop are at it again. Listen to 'em.Completely off key. How's a troll to get any rest? I've had it.Gonna bash some heads up at mead Hall. Where's me club?

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How about now? Can we try making a folding story that stays on topic the whole way now?

Research has found that the percentage of FoldingStory users with 3 figure IQs is equal to the percentage of bananas that are straight. From this we can conclude that

Personally, I thought $800 for a kid's birthday party was a little much, but Kathy said that everybody who was anybody was hiring Bip the Clown these days. $800! I wonder what

Now look at this keyboard here. It's connected to that reanimated dead body. A German village was destroyed when I played chopsticks.

A lady friend of mine recently told me one of those facts during lunch, that's just too much information at the wrong time..Apparently we eat about 5 spiders a month while we sleep

This may or may not be a brilliant fold. Anuerin Blevins was too rat-arsed to tell.

"What's up, Searching Dog?" He turned his yellow eyes on me. I didn't know how to talk to him any more. We used to have beer and burgers on the back deck, but now