The circles covered the entire football field in multi-colored rows. 500 people gathered together. The mighty spinner twisted. A thunder over the speakers, "LEFT FOOT ON RED!"

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What happened to Cowboy TV?

The white car fiercely driven by Rudy approached the wall dangerously close to the rail and when a shiny flame caught his vision he stop on a

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There is one person who always ruins every family event. In my family, I am that person: my name is Joseph Brener -- Black Sheep of the Brener Clan and Middle Son of thirteen kids.

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Cramer slumped in the corner at the holiday party.He was shy, awkward, didn't know how to talk to women. He was also quite homely. But when he stood, unaware, beneath the mistletoe

"Forty miles as the crow flies, my back paw!" thought Melville. The crow in question meandered from one empty corn field to the next. How was a mouse supposed to visit his brother

I have a theory that three-year olds have a faster time frame of reference. In the two minutes it has taken for me to get her a glass of water,

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Dave was back on Earth hosting a morning talk show with the Monolith. Just before going live, Dave said, "Hey, M, maybe turn sideways and check your ratio?" M looked at Dave.

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I stood on top with my arms outstretched. The summer wind blew through my sun-streaked hair as I closed my eyes & took a deep breath. Believing, I jumped...right off the edge of

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