"Wow, it's a good thing my costume has no socks," said Sarcastiman. "I bet they would've been knocked off by the immensity of this new assignment, Cap'n." Captain Frank rolled

I love you, he said to the doll. It just looked at him lovingly.

A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi and orders a Grasshopper. The bartender looks down at them and says, "Is this some sort of joke?" Just then, 6-foot tall pianist stumbled in.

The journey had begun. My backpack was full of what was left of my life..running shoes, blown out from miles of marathon training, dirty socks, a half eaten snackbar, and Huck Fin

"Ten grand? That's chump change, Sister. We'll need at least 30Gs to solve a problem like Maria."

He picked up the twenty fifth anniversary issue of the Whole Earth Review. There was a sheaf of pages stuffed in at page 70. All concerning "The Wave" - Fascism in public school.

In Bob's back yard, night fell later in summer, but when it fell you couldn't even see the starless sky. Bob sensed something being silent, something that knew he was listening

Let me hear you scream if you like sex! And what goes good with sex?! Drugs! And what goes good with sex and drugs?!?! ROCK AND ROLL!!! Brrrrnananana badadada doodle doodle boomchi

Lap dog on a highway, Cool whip in his hair. The smell of burritos rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance I saw a shivering wight.

The worst part of all of this is everyone telling me it will all be fine, that time heals all wounds and they're praying for me like somehow that will bring them back.I'm no child,

Carnivorous

I'm forty five years old,' he said 'and I've never had sex.' I looked at him again. Not because of the statement he had made but because he didn't look 45.

Having ran for hours, Sam knew that the only way he could prevent the moon from crashing into his home town of Sunnydale was to

She broke the kitchen chair over my head. "Look, if you don't want any coffee, all you have to do is say so," I complained, wiping the blood from my eyes. I was sick & tired of my

Janet looked dreamily into Todd's eyes. "I'll tell you when I knew for sure. I knew you loved me when," she sighed, "you...you didn't say anything after I ate the last pop tart."

Citizens of Rock Ridge! I stand before you today, humbled that you have chosen me as your representative, and secure in the knowledge that our future together is a bright one! Let

Jimmy just about had it with the constant moaning and groaning about everything of his coworker Patsy. His happy go lucky and positive attitude toward life was shaken by this angry

Moxie secretly diverted the radio telescope to transmit his message to the aliens ship. He wanted to have the exclusive story. "My Interview with an Alien" was his dream title but

He looked like a deep fried scampi in a cheap suit and he was my lawyer. He was Attorney Ackbar and I was his first client, I was facing

But at Yar's funeral all Data could think about was the episode where he and Yar did the nasty. That was great. He had a photographic memory. Picard waited. So Data said,