"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." My stepfather's mom was known to pronounce that old chestnut at the drop of a hat. But as a kid, I always thought she said "abcess," since

Picard glared at Number One. How could he forget to stock up on little wrapped bathroom soaps at Starbase 17? Crew morale depended on those! And they couldn't use the tea dispenser

The marzipan animals on the young boy's birthday cake came to life that night.

A half-empty tin of Spongebob Squarepants Band-Aids and the lingering scent perfume were all that were left of her. Just a few moments earlier

A little bird with bright red feathers flew by me erratically. I held up my hand & it landed on my palm. It burst into flames leaving a little pile of golden ash. I ate the ash.

Jherek Manatee rechecked Schiaparelli's map, entered the coordinates of the fabled crystal city, raised the magnetic shields of his reentry shuttle and buckled himself in for

So there was Green Lantern and REI trying to buy

Is it me or is Andy Rooney's face really really really red. Like boiled Dungeness Crabs. Crabs with grey wool coming out of them. I don't even think that is his office.

Voyage

once there was a cat

The player with the least amount of respect goes first, draws one card from the pile, places it in the hand of the player to his/her left. That player then must roll the die.

Once upon a time there was this girl. This girls name was Hailey. Hailey had blonde hair and blue eyes. She was an average height of 5'7 and quite athletic. Hailey's favorite sport

Perry,the parrot -- even he thought it was too obvious,but...-- was changing feathers so Marcia made him

She heard steps coming down the hall to her bedroom. The door creaked open and she saw the boots. Nancy Sinatra's warning rang wildly through her her mind.

When I told my grandpa that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is actually a song about date rape, he flipped his lid and told me I needed to stop ca-noodling with my tree-hugging friends.

Welcome...welcome to my meat wall.

So Noah saw the dinosaurs coming towards the arc. He had to think fast. There was no way this ship was going to

Her name was Donna, and because of that they called her Bella and the band was The Bella Donna Destiny. If they had a style, it was

I felt the slithering sensation up my leg. But it was too late.

Jungle Jack Mahoney was to take charge of the expedition, and knew that the only way he could retrieve the Golden Idol of Mizrethia and escape the booby trapped pyramid was to