Young teacher, the subject of school girls' fantasies.But these girls were half his age, yet they knew twice as much. He tried to teach them calculus.They taught him other lessons.

The room was filled with toddlers busy playing with their toys. I strode in, set my books down on the podium, then announced, "Welcome to Calculus for Toddlers. I am

THE INVISIBLE EYE Once upon a time, in the small village of Hoover, Alabama, a child was born with a very curious condition: little Jenna had an invisible eye inside of her mouth!

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It is friendly and polite to say "Hello" when you see someone you know. In the morning you can say "Good morning" or when you pass someone in the hall you can say "HI".

Sad but truth.Nail polish all over her wedding dress.Her motter told her not to leave it hanging there uncovered!Why did she have to retouch her nail so close tothe fucking dress?U

Our mom made us go to Mrs. Sorber's house on Halloween, even though all we ever got there was apples. Mrs. Sorber made us sing songs too, to earn our unwanted apples. This year,

Bored at a state banquet, George grabbed the rock lobster bedded in shrimp arranged to look like a hammer & sickle and yelled "Food Fight!" lobbing it at Hu. Jintao's bushwacking

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?” said, Robert Reich to Bill Clinton.

It had been such a long time since I had a deluxe chimichanga from El Diablo's Taco Emporium, and I'm not sure I ever did, but I was suddenly overtaken by a craving for one, and I

Onyx sat, staring at the ice blue eyes looking back at him. Not entirely sure what it was, it moved with the same fluidity as he, the same timing. Copying his every nuance.

You were in your space station, surrounded by obedient cyborgs, when the end of this galaxy came on like a Pink Floyd song. The event horizon sparkled out at the edge and

"Well dude, you've been saying put a camera on me, put a camera on me. Well, put a camera on me. Jesus!"

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There was a cat and it could talk. One day it said HAI to the dog.

The little white beeper beeped. Tad picked it up and dropped it into a Venti Latte. Deepak said, "Are you crazy?" Tad took off his barrista apron, "Like a fox."

Icy blue,hot pink,acid green,pale gray,bright yellow,burned ocher and pitch black

We'd watched Stripes, Full Metal Jacket, crushed a few too many beers & put in work on a handle of Jack. I said "Seriously; don't do it. Canada has free health care & nice breezes.

Now that Yoda was gone, the Degobah system was all his. Finally. No more kowtowing to the "Jedi Master." He was free to do whatever he wanted with this boggy paradise

The Meaning Of Life. Part I I have come to realize that modern life in western society has become nothing more than a mad rat race, and that we have completely lost touch with our