The statisticians and the accountants gathered at the Oval in London to watch the Ashes test match. It could be 5 thrilling days of graphs, numbers, beer and cricket if

As Sunshine and her walked into a heavy mist they got lost and fell into a hole that lid fell and trapped them as it filed with water...their cry's never to be heard

STOP CHANGING YOUR PROFILE PICTURES! ITS MAKING ME CONFUSED ABOUT YOUR IDENTITY OF WHAT YOU SEE YOURSELF IN EXPRESSION AND MIND. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just kidding. Im a pink power ranger.

He whines by my side. He's cold and hungry and I want nothing more than to give his weary tiny legs a break from our trek. I want to offer words of comfort, but we must keep moving

hi every one ! ONCE UPON A TIME.... There was a french boy named Liam who had 18 years old and he liked a lot travelling and practising sport.

The Singularity appeared on the horizon. The naysayers could no longer deny it's existence. Neither evil nor good the Singularity merely existed for the same reason as the rest of

I've been stranded on this island for the past 20 years, but at least I have internet. In spite of that, nobody can rescue me because the island is in the middle of

I looked at Cherie, staring deep within her soul, through the eyes. I knew she was lying but I didn't know how to react. If I called her out, she'd be embarrassed. If I let her

What happened to Cowboy TV?

Joe Swanson slept silently through the whole night, and awoke fresh as a daisy. He had a smile already for he was looking forward to

Kathi Lee Gifford scraped her fingernails across the chalkboard, causing Jen to cross her legs and clench her teeth. Nonplussed, Kathi Lee ran across the room, screaming for

"Smell my finger madame," said the Scottsman to Ms. Marple. He extended his meaty index finger. The nail looked a bit dirty, as if there was some kind of cheese under it.

"Boy, you always wanted two girls at once, didn't you?"

True story: A student signed up for my communication class because he'd misread the course title. So he showed up on the first day, all excited to learn the art of Pubic Speaking.

The zombie refugees struggled to find a safe haven after the Canadian's closed their borders. The CDC in Atlanta had been working with experts in Montreal on emergency measures

What's it all about? Apparently, either being a freaky bisexual invisible horse-riding singer, a super handsome ridiculously accurate ball thrower, or a top heavy anorexic female.

Yesterday, I found a wizard in my washing machine. He claimed to have lived in there since 1889, but that couldn't have been, since this washing machine was manufactured last year.

The grizzly bear smoked a calabash pipe because

Lily was in the wrong place at the wrong time.She was not meant to see that man standing by the bed,hovering over

"Perhaps" the professor droned on, "on another Earth the War of Northern Aggression might have been lost by the Glorious South - but of course that is nothing but pure poppycock."