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The moonlight shines as I await the presence of the Dark league warrior and his war hound named Dracos. I'm the queen of this universe, he is to gather the other Dark warriors.

I was so far away from home, and it had been getting dark. I paused to take a moment to see where I was, and that's when I felt it. The warm clammy hand wrapped around me, covering

As i stepped into the tour bus.There was all my family as we set off for my tour with a very cramped tour bus.we suddenly

"Server disconnected - please try again in a moment." Toromir Ravensgrog found himself back at his tavern with all its burdens, eager to level up as the CPA for a pet-shop chain in

"Loose stool, you are so subtle, flying out of me like an Enterprise shuttle, space is cold it isn't cool, but even there you are loose stool." He put the microphone back in the st

She walked outside, rain dripping down her face, dripping off the end of her nose. She turned back, memories of the houses past flouded her mind.

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In that definite & rare descriptive case, the logic & truth value were both valid positions. However such existential topologies were only found in null pockets of empty space.

Now that I had exhausted all 7.046692766 e+148 possibilities of keystroke combinations I had to get creative. I decided to give a monkey a rubber mallet, and this is what it wrote:

Jimmy Puffins was a normal man. He did normal things. He had a normal job. He despised everything that was out of the ordinary. So when one day he spied his neighbor doing somethin

"I gotta painful ingrown toenail. Boy it smarts. I really hate it when dat happens." "I know what you mean. It's like the other night. I took one a them.." "Stick mixers?" "Yeah

It started in mud, as many things do. A blubbering, steaming, stench escaped from there. And that's not all.

Captain's Journal, June 10th, 20XX: Our journey through space has had many strange twists and turns, but the one I and the crew remember so vividly was the time when

I was sick of how smelly the monkeys were at the zoo, so I began a monkey laundering scheme. every night I would sneak in, borrow a few monkeys, take them home and launder them.

The titular star of 30-years of Wacky Newt videogames stood in mutual odd quiet with his longtime nemesis Stew Shark for the first time outside of work. Mutual romance flourished.

Thump. Swish! Crash. Bang! What is going on up there?

In a well loved old farmhouse at the edge of a field, lived a sweet old man who made his living on pension cheques and preserves he made on the farm. This man had a special tallent

This eloquent darkness. It is gong. In a glade with my peasant shirt stained with another man's blood. Clapping the dirt from my hands, I jumped back onto the wagon to lie on bags