Half of the audience at the midnight screening of the cult film's sequel weren't even alive when the original premiered. That wouldn't bother me but these noisy kids annoy me with

If I’d been less supercharged by adrenaline, I might have thrown up right there. Joe and Jesse stood up and began running away. After a second, Jesse glanced back and caught the

He dialed in the coordinates. This hydrogen cloud would destroy the hull of the NT-4140. It was a pleasure craft, used to tour the rings of Saturn. But the coordinates switched to

I looked fearfully at the small woods bordering his home and at the finger of dark water that jutted out of the overgrowth and barely touched

Marcy couldn't stop thinking about how she'd deceived thousands of people. They trusted her, but she'd mislead them all and had to disconnect before she felt even worse. The worst

A three-time bar exam failure, she lamented her current position as a pedicurist. Life could be worse, but it's hard to imagine how as her current client had feet that

Cowboy TV is a cowboy, but he is also a television set! Everybody loves Cowboy TV!

The only purple folder lay on his desk. These meant the worst possible thing and he could barely think it, let alone coax his hand into opening it. That would take bourbon and lots

Clumsily he caught her leg and threw her to the ground, landing on top of her and flailing his arms at her face and neck.

She strode to the front of the class, glorious in her defeat and handed the teacher the worst work she'd ever done. She'd started and finished the eight week assignment on the bus

It is decked out with an actual dual-deck cassette tape player – which was used for making mix tapes. Good times (analog style). And notice the

Papa's words echoed against our free will whenever out intentions steered defiantly into unknown territory. They were meant to keep us safe, but the lush imprisonment chafed even

My name is Florida, but my friends call me Flo. Actually, everyone calls me that because

Tilly drenched herself in honey and patted flour on the sticky spots. The cinnamon buns were from cinnamon, but the effect was the same. He was on a diet and couldn't touch her.

Many things are great, but only Cowboy TV is the greatest! This fact is proven by

According to the manual, it was very important to place the mattress on the slats evenly; but where were the instructions on what to do if you caught your wife being a whore on it

Here I am, tied to the journey of a musical instrument through the ages and across continents, transcending spatial and temporal dimensions, a mere sub-plot, interwoven with the

Kit turned his head in exasperation and stared at his daughter, centering himself. The tattoo on his neck made him seem more pathetic than before. It was one of those ridiculous

The traitor stood with a match dangling precariously from his finger. The fumes from the gasoline were flaring up around it, marking the saturation building in the room.

There was this kid who was running away from the school. Nobody could catch him, he was too fat. As everybody clenched for air running after him, the said, STOP! YOU MUST