In the FoldingStory tabletop game, I chose my traits as Manatee (4) & Detective (3). When the herd of Spam Baby (2) advanced, I rolled my Parkourer (3) skill to wall-jump over them

Alain made ink from a cinder. "I implore you, Monique, please rescue your desperate cousin! Mme Crieucq has made me her love slave while squandering my inheritance. I have not a

Gregarkhov taunted me over the internet. He would post his scandalous remarks on my pages then delete them moments later. His young ladies in trenchcoats gave me knowing looks whe

Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a

I attached the blood flow sensors to his genitals & then asked him to sit, blindfolded, in a chair. "You are going to experience a wide variety of scents," I told him. "Just relax

Get out of my face Sabu, can't you see I have

"Bienvenue à la maison de passe" said the smokin' hot French woman with noticeably large tits.

One day, I was running on the beach and fell into a huge hole.

Everyone underestimates teenagers, who are by far the most creative people on earth. It's too bad really that they grow up to become adults. If teenagers could rule the world,

The Angel of Death entered the Target. The first thing it noticed was the

The residents of Car Carpet City hid in their houses, too afraid of all the giant speeding cars to venture out. The children had severely bruised arms from playing Punch Buggy and

He was alone on the Metro, and all he could think about was Midnight Meat Train. There were only two other people on the train, one a drunken girl in a mini-skirt, the other a

There are minor stresses at the fold lines, but through no fault of my own. I just tell it like it is. I can divide my life more or less into ten phases. I got over 'wonder' pretty

Ah baloney. Abalone. A ball on knee.

"I think we should do what the Eskimos do. Just kick the old people out of the igloos. Leave them for the polar bears and the storm." "Um... Thanks for your input Jerry.

Newton was sitting with Darwin by the fire one day. A piece of bread had fallen on the hearth. Newton picked it up. "By God, Darwin, I think we've cracked it, we've invented toast!

When the two Giraffes entered the arena the crowd roared with excitement. Giraffe neck wrestling had become a popular sport. I went and placed a bet on Jimbo the dark spotted giraf

"let us bow our heads in prayer" said grandma. she didn't know I never believed in the magical man called GOD.

As I laid in bed all I could hear was a loud creaking noise as if someone was walking on hard wood floors, thing is my house is tiled completely.

A ring echoes through the old apartment causing the man who sat half asleep on the couch to jump up and run over "hello" he hurriedly speaks almost out of breath.