"I know my love is hard for you to bear. But I want you more than all the living. I want you the most." "You are Death." "And you are its Queen. You rule with me."

The Strong Language was sick of all the warnings about him before tv shows. His cousin Bad Language was to blame for his reputation. Enough was enough! It was time for

We all have our roles to play. Mine was forced on me by a cruel past; a history I did not want. They didn't have to die; at least, I didn't think so; but they had

The sky over Manitoba was the color of mackerel, surfing the wrong channel. The hibachi sizzled as Sandy MacPherson scanned the police bands, hoping that The Watercolourist

"I'm not ashamed to date bivalves - whatever my parents might think!" Daniel said to himself as he dined opposite his latest squeeze: a coquettish little clam who fluttered her

Email 1/10. Me to You: Do you really think that I'll ever do what you want after you did something like that to me? It was disgusting the way you acted. Goodbye for ever.

The magic is occured.

Once Upon a Time, Dale murdered his sister for not giving him the limited edition Barbie doll he wanted. Dale was arrested by the cops when all of a sudden the cop pulled out his..

"Bad proofreader, bad BAD proofreader!" Zelda glared. "All you've done is introduce fresh errors to the typesetters' pristine proofs! Have you been smoking in your office again?"

She laid down to fall asleep but that didn't stand a chance. She kept thinking about the day that passed and wanted nothing more than to dance. Her eyes lit up and she imagined the

Have you ever woken up in the middle of the highway on a desert road? I have a few times. There's usually a diner around where I can call for help. I could see it in the distance.

And it began. Not the way she had expected it to but with slow burn of momentum. Covering everything she knew to be important, her story woulf break new ground, would open doors.

When my father got angry, he'd swear "Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle". This was quite confusing. Harry? Herbert? Now, in the crypt of the Templars, the fresco clearly showed

"You can't possibly be serious!" Akakios's jaw hung open slightly, slowly pulling up his lips into a snarl, "You say I have twelve days left? Twelve days left for /what/?"

The CD's were covered in mite-dander and cat hair but they were free. Thousands in alphabetical order given to them from a dead doctor. They'd gotten them because the family didn't

He was a CIA agent at the top of the food chain. He knew EVERYTHING! He knew who killed Kennedy, the truth about the OJ case. But watching the view turned him into a gossip and

With a grin on his face, Crazy Tim sits. He comes without a trace and leaves just the same. Where does he go? Who knows, perhaps he will take a trip to

After the race money exchanged hands. The Tortoise gave the hare 1,000 dollars. Then the Tortoise's buddy collected the money from all the bets

Woman left, took up with friend, spent all money, wrecked new car; with this complement of blues, Hawkins had another three or four rattling his skull as he poured his last shot of

'If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me,' he crooned into the mike. Sheila's cheeks burned cos she knew the song was meant for her. She started to