"CALL THE EXTERMINATOR!" the chef shrieked at the top of her lungs as she burst out of the pantry.

There's nothing wrong with being gay, sure, but Neal Hardon took it to the extreme. The fanny pack and the roller blades were enough- the Enrique Iglesias CD was a tad overboard.

The man picked up his pickaxe, then brought it down, hard, into the block of stone containing pieces of coal. Again, and again, he swung, hoping that each swing would be the one.

The plant was shelterd in a hollow grove in the ground. Small waterfalls made light noises all around. It was beautifal, and was about to end Cancer. I reached slowly forward to it

Sarge looked like a darker, stockier, older, Korean version of me. His black hair flecked with white and his tan, wrinkled face covered with stubble; Sarge walked with a limp from

Moo said the cow when the sun started to come up. When I hear the cow in my sleep I wake up and

His cousin had chimpanzee-laughed right in his face. Well that wasn't going to stop him from inventing a perpetual motion machine. People had laughed at Einstein when he

All I did was look into his eyes and he knew just what I meant.Too bad he was a product of my imagination cause the man on my bed didn't know me at all.I was done wasting time on

The colors of sunset filled the sky as Angie drove her car out and onto the freeway. After 30 years of marriage she'd had enough. She had drugged Ed's donut filling. He lay dying

Every morning, Pamela paused on her way to the bus stop to look at the flowers beginning to come up through the layer of mulch and garbage along the edge of the park. Spring is

So there I was, sitting in a dimly lit room with my hands cuffed behind a chair. They finally got me. The voice of Detective Leonard McGee could be heard from the intercom system -

She had come to the door and said, "Hi neighbor." In his mind he thought, "Drop dead loud mouth." But what he said was, "Hi." Then she handed him the sympathy card. He opened

The darkness wrapped around his shoulders as he stalked down the gloomy path. "I need to get out of this genre," he whimpered to himself.

She screamed into the wind, "I have always loved you, Mike, and I always will! Why have you been taken from me?" as if in reply, a sparrow sang out a sorrowful note of pity.

My fingers wandered dangerously close to her lips, stopping long enough on the way to brush through her brown hair. She embraced it, and gazed deeply into my eyes like a doll would

Too many hours online had begun to take their toll on him. His obsessive gazing of 4chan & internet memes had reduced his once vast vocabulary to that of a LOLcat. "Ohai!" he said,

"I was always good at starting fires!" Bobby said proudly, backing away from his latest endeavor.

Kari loved cotton candy. She would frequent carnivals just to

"What ... the ... fuck? Totally stink in here, dude," Brian said, holding his nose. We opened the closet, and Adrian's body tumbled out, wrapped head to toe in plastic.

Kinky sexual innuendo, scatology, illiteration , a few puns, incongruent TV references, zombies and shamwows:This folding story would have it all, or so I thought...