Fungus heads will psychonaut the world over on shroom steeds.

The nurse opened the note it said, "Don't tell the surgeon but he's operating on a werewolf."

"Of course the LGBT community doesn't exist," muttered Dan, adjusting his tinfoil hat. "It's all a government conspiracy." He poked me on the forehead. "So stop acting like you

He woke up naked, and cold. He was tied to a light post, with a sign hung around his neck, written with long, twisted and strange letters. People around him passed, paying no atten

How many fleas can stand on the edge of a push pin? Do flies like to eat gnats and if so do they attend a lot of baseball games? If I were to sleep upside down with my feet in a po

Come closer now. Only you can hear the houses sleeping in the streets in the slow deep salt and silent black, bandaged night.

Have you ever seen one? I saw my first one in Nebraska in '07. Always wanted to see one, but in the end, it just kinda found me. We were in a field at night and I felt

When God explained the snakes roll, Snake had a hisssy fit. "Why do I get all the creepy ssshhhtuff? And why do I take the wrap for those ssstupid hairlesss sssinnerss?

Three times I head heard the back door squeak open. This was not normal. For a start, we didn't

They were certainly an odd couple but they could relate on a number of issues. E.T. & the Alien worked well together, E.T. would pretend to be helpless & frightened while the Alien

Neither man would speak of Lord YnerMand. The Grog Knight was bedding two of the

It was dry out so I should have known. But while my guard was down my sister blasted me with 50,000 volts of static. In the hospital, I sharpened down my big toenail to a point

I put Red Bull in my coffee and now my heart sounds like dub step.

She reset the alarm & glanced around. The back door was now locked, the curtains drawn. She gripped the spatula with both hands & took several deep breaths.

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God asked Dr.Dolittle to gather all the unlikely creatures in a 2nd ark. If he was going to fool scientists with the evolution yarn, the pushme-pullyu, one-eyed purple people eater

"Now cough." [ha-choo!] "I said cough, not sneeze." [Urrrpppp] "No, no, no. COUGH!" [Phffttttttttttt] "Dammit!" Dr. Wife threw her stethoscope on the coffee table, irritated by her

Life is hard for chewing gum. Imagine being packed, pristine, in a little cardboard envelope, only hours later to be chewed by any undesirable who should choose to purchase

Being an OB-GYN provides many interesting opportunities most people could not ever imagine. For example, just the other day, one of my patients named her baby "Placenta." No lie.

The wind was so strong I could barely felt my hands which are currently in my sweater's little pocket. "Tessa! Tessa!" Someone yelled. To my amaze, it was her.."Grandma!" I cried.