I was walking down the road singing a scary song.And suddenly,i stopped hearing someone singing a more scariest song in a loud and scary tone.When i turn back,i saw a skeleton....

"I think this'll pique your interest, Mr. Tell. It's a bow and arrow with target lock technology. Now, there's no way to tell it what target you want to lock on to. Let's just say

Picture a small ball of light. A small ball of light in a field of darkness. Slowly, the ball of soft white light is expanding, so slowly. It's just gently growing larger, becoming

"Bye, Brad!" I called. "Thanks for the ride! I owe ya one!" Brad smiled & tilted his chin. "No problem. Quiche you later."

Why is this man talking so loudly and gesturing so frantically? Maybe I can't talk yet but I sure can hear and see him! Why are people so weird in front of babies? I wonder if they

As we developed our technology, we realized that our cosmic cousins might not travel in ships, or even emanations, projections or notions, but might just abide in the pluripotence,

The Crystelline Mind. Floating. Through solid objects like a balloon in the air. Is it a dream or are the objects a dream?

The best meal I ever ate was

He was a melancholic phlegmatic with a mission: have the lowest score on FoldingStory. After months of research he had discovered that the folds that got the least amount of points

An undertaker has a pet vulture he trains to perch on his shoulder and talk like a parrot. One day the old pastor dies and his widow asks the undertaker to come and embalm his body

Roast the broomstick. Fiddle. Bury the bone. Nookie. Makin' bacon. Hiding the bishop. Boom-boom.

Bella Goth had just about had it with the stupid objects blocking the bathroom door. How was she supposed to relieve herself? Her husband Mortimer tried to help her move them but

Figuring out the solution in no less than eight hours, Holland Pomphrey was the most inefficient SOB they had in their

Tom was 6 years old and entering the first grade. He had a lot of friends in kindergarten, but he was at a new school now and anxious to meet his classmates.

Thick fog covered the valley, making it impossible to see anything more than a foot in front of him. George's eyesight was poor at the best of times. He squinted, moving slowly

They say most foldingstories use only a 10th of the capacity of compelling storytelling which would imply an average of one fold in ten that

I had been glyphed by a tattoo shaman, I had nano prayer wheels in both arms, but those didn't keep people from dying. Earth had become an MMO with no logout and no regeneration. M

Carol drives a green car.A New Bug on a shade of green that reminds her of lettuce or new grass on a lawn deep down from a childhood memory.She always liked Volkswagens since her

"Shaking my chicken sauce, shaking my chicken sauce..."

Big Bob cut the cheese in homeopathically thin slices because