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It was about half past three in the morning. I sat in a small diner watching cars drive by outside. I noticed one or two other people looking at me, no doubt enticed by my scars.

Give a hand to our researcher, Bob Simons, author of the Bestselling book: "Worlds Beyond Our Own FoldingStory" and "Why Our Lives are Weird and Disconnected, and other Answers"

He looked up, puzzled, from the article on dirty politics in the Ukraine. "Nobbler?" What the hell was a "nobbler?" Maybe it was a kind of

Stepping into his apartment, Steve noticed for the first time that there was a grey squirrel sitting on his sofa, right where he swore the night before he had left his prized

I wont finosh these lyrics and Guiness until feminin women are on my linens and dimmin lights of my vision. At night we kissin ditchin superstition that religion is sayin we are si

"Jingle bells~ Jingle bells~ Jingle all the way~~" "IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS SHUT UP!"

Though short sighted Ornithorhynchusologist, Bill D. Mamon, sensed a rat & ducked into the nearest library cubicle changing into the web-footed costume of Capt. Platypus!

This is a really boring fold. It's the most boring starting fold for a story on the foldingstory website. This boring fold is destined to lead the queue of oldest folds. B

Crewcuts were in then. In a major way. Back then I was slapping people, slapping them silly I tell you. I was a Najor Force, the Major Domo of some super freaky

"Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain. And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet. When the wind comes right behind the rain." When the wind comes right behi

Hold up, wait a minute let me puts some pimping in it. the party don't stop till 8 in the morning!!

I didn't see him! I was texting! I screeched to a halt, stopping less than an inch from his arthritic-looking legs. The old man turned & made an obscene jester with his hand.

The wizard had said it might come to this. Always before, shouting the words, he had been clothed - here in the shower, would the Captain be nude? Would the lightning electrocute

Hafsita era una niña muy felis hasta que

What are you looking at? Strike a pose. Vogue.

"Finish the song--" Can you hear the soft voice, da one calling out to you? Cause I can hear the screaming, there, oh, deep inside. Can you hear the words, da ones

After a long day at work, Mike

Everyday I would sit in traffic jams going to work and coming home. Finally, I bought a monster truck and the traffic no longer was a problem. I didn't even worry about parking

Then it suddenly occurred to me: what if I started a story in the middle?