Jerry measured time by the stack of unread Newsweeks in the corner. He regretted buying that lifetime subscription almost as much as Jane's attempt at

His very own War of the Roses started over the thermostat. He'd bump it down a notch, she'd bump it up two. After she (accidentally?) mixed in a red sweater with his whites, he

Mavis never knew a yard sale she didn't like.

As the morning sun burned the clouds, it was clear today was the day for

As we walked into the room our senses were overwhelmed with moth balls and mold. It was just the four of us dwarves and the giant pink elephant. T'was almost time to uncover

Dippity-Doo tastes really bad on pancakes. Leroy Abner knows this because he leads a very preoccupied life. Mind on one thing while doing another, Leroy once

There were qualities about the woman that only he could see. She never wore makeup, yet looked amazing in the morning without effort. Her smile lit a table, but not a room.

Scanning the horizon, no robot wolves appeared to have followed him. Grabbing his bass, Peter Tork boarded the last train to Clarksville and

The man stood at the top of the stairs. Looking at me. I dragged my eyes away from the body lying drunkenly across the lower step. My life was

I awoke on a cold, hard table in a room I did not recognise. My head was groggy as I forced myself up and looked around. The first thing I noticed were the

"I promise it only hurts the first couple times going in" said five-time Emmy award-winning actor Herbie Doowagon. Still unconvinced, the hairy busboy

She loved being in love. She loved it so much that she prepared for Valentine's Day ten years in advance. She didn't have a boyfriend yet but that didn't matter because she knew

He was a fledgling namedropper looking to score. And so, when his sister's husband's grandfather, a minor civic leader, suddenly passed away, he knew this was his chance at fame.

I've got balls of steel.

Esta es la historia de un artefacto encontrado en un desván, que resultó ser una máquina del tiempo.

I put on my robe and wizard hat. The garish costume did nothing to improve my spirits, however, and the sleeves were now far too short. I sighed in disgust. I needed a tailor.

I hate Thursdays. Odd day, I know. Mondays, sure. Wednesdays -- yeah hump day's hard on a lot of people. But most people are OK with Thursday. Thing is, I'm not most people.

Pssst! Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Listen up, I've got something very special to tell you. It'll be our little secret, ok? Are you ready? Here goes. You and me, we are

Cam had scratched that itch before and was forlorn that he couldn't help but go back again and again.

"Stop right there!" I screamed. My eyes widened as the rhino slowed to a trot, then halted in a cloud of dust. I knew this was my only chance.