He'd spent eight years in jail for causing an accident that killed an entire family. Kids died. He'd plead innocent, but went to jail. His eyes rose. Toyota had announced a recall

"That's it", the technician sighed. "Your memories've been backed up to our six data centers."Jim smiled, but there were no data centers except the tech's ancient iPod video drive.

She became caretaker for the woman who gave birth to her; a woman whose brain was being relentlessly ravaged by prions attacking and rearranging the very proteins of her

Now place the two rafters sideways on the ground and insert the

"Who the hell doesn't like the movie Bootie Call?" he screamed into the store PA system. He was steaming happy and wanted answers later. He shrieked at

I hate my grandma's attic. It's creepy and smells like moldy socks. Probably because there are moldy socks up there, along with the rest of dear departed grandpa's other things.

Había una vez una profesora que se sentía frustrada porque sus alumnos no tenían interés en su aprender. Se daba cuenta de que sus métodos de enseñanza eran obsoletos. Un día,...

Bald headed, bald headed, bald headed, bald...hair? There is hair on this head!?!?! Johnson damn it, that fool, that cretan. He should be pistol-whipped for this. I never thought

"Shit neva go down da way ya like it", the old man mused, taking another bite of Bill's torso. "Bacon do taste good, do taste good though."

Treaties signed, the president walked down the hall. Y2k had gone well and the American people were worried about almost nothing. The budget surplus and economic prosperity were

christ, I'm fuckin sloshed. I'm five pints and a bottle of bucky down and I've got to get home. 'Peter,' Danny says, 'are you okay?' Does it look like I'm okay you fuckin gobshite?

The man broke into the house and fight a young man, the man have the advantage, then, some one come behind him and hit him on the head, the man died, but they found out the man was

Wearing his freshly ironed white blouse and black tie Chuck sat in his cubicle, passively clicking button after button on the keyboard. "Gee, I sure wish

Patrick was whining about pizza.

i was in health class when all of a sudden some kid blurts out welcome to

I'll just fall asleep, right here, in class. While the teacher isn't looking and everyone else around me is focused on the screen. I can finally start dreaming about

"Stop right there!" I screamed. My eyes widened as the rhino slowed to a trot, then halted in a cloud of dust. I knew this was my only chance.

Did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal my bloody toaster?

She looked at me with amorous eyes. She breathed heavily, covered in sweat and drool as if struggling to exist. But her glare had more strength than 20 men. Her stomach gurgled...

Wouldn't you know it, the Global Vampire Pandemic coincided EXACTLY with an anomalous 500% increase in the output of UV radiation by the sun, so that the average moon-lit night was