Jim was always bored when he went to his grandpapy's. There was nothing to do. He would wake up, go down stairs and have his seedless brown bread with seedless raspberry jam.

Wearing his freshly ironed white blouse and black tie Chuck sat in his cubicle, passively clicking button after button on the keyboard. "Gee, I sure wish

Había una vez una profesora que se sentía frustrada porque sus alumnos no tenían interés en su aprender. Se daba cuenta de que sus métodos de enseñanza eran obsoletos. Un día,...

The colors of sunset filled the sky as Angie drove her car out and onto the freeway. After 30 years of marriage she'd had enough. She had drugged Ed's donut filling. He lay dying

Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced "bouquet") his role model. Meryl Streep his muse. Anderson Cooper his archenemy. Anson Williams

He joined Twitter so he could follow the lives of his favourite celebrities. The problem was, he followed so many, that

"Shit neva go down da way ya like it", the old man mused, taking another bite of Bill's torso. "Bacon do taste good, do taste good though."

Once upon a time long ago, there was a

i was in health class when all of a sudden some kid blurts out welcome to

Ariel felt PR was her calling. With a dash of her pen, problems became features. She often felt that the world would be better off if God had been in PR.

"Who the hell doesn't like the movie Bootie Call?" he screamed into the store PA system. He was steaming happy and wanted answers later. He shrieked at

There once lived a guy who lived a shoe. His shoe was way too big for him and it stunk really bad. Instead of putting foot powder in his shoe, he sprayed cologne everyday.

In the time before the Canoptic branch silted and Haraklion sunk beneath the waves, the sun ruled wisely and the moon shone peacefully on the green land.

I was on my way to school when i noticed that i had forgotten what i needed. I started walking back home and i saw something in the woods. i went to investigate it and saw that it

the sky was dark and the air was muggy, it has been three days since the accident has happened and we have still had no communication from the outside world.

Papa's words echoed against our free will whenever out intentions steered defiantly into unknown territory. They were meant to keep us safe, but the lush imprisonment chafed even

Sheila's face became somber and she hugged tight a tiny ‘Elmo’ who started shaking and giggling like a schizophrenic epileptic. It was apparent who wore the pants in his family.

I didn’t know what happened for the next ten seconds because I was running back to my car. When I returned, Ronny was screaming something through the geyser of blood in his mouth

Jeremy calculated that every possible person worth dating on the internet for a given individual lived precisely (2*age)/ (inverse square of mass - 100 kg) miles away, making the

I took a class called 'Creative Writing' and had no idea what to expect. One day,