You're parent's don't love you like I do the imp cooed to the boy through his window Come with me to the woods and well have grand adventures The imp's smile showed his sharp fangs

So, I get out of the shower and I notice this rash. I'm not positive how i got it but I'm pretty sure it was from

I sat staring at the TV,I could feel my eyes slowly start to water. But I couldn't stop watching now, this is my daughters first one there is no way i'm gonna miss it.

Once upon a time there was a woman named Holly.

Everyone said you did it, but you didn't. You should

"Am I dead?" I wondered. The light at the end of the tunnel I was always told about was nowhere to be seen. I just floated gracefully until I ran into what appeared to be

The International Arm Wrestling championships were starting in a couple minutes, and big Joe needed a pick me up, so he

It was very early in the morning. The sun had not yet reached its zenith and I was already out of bed and getting ready

He was fool because he still believed in "win-wins"

I was at a fork in the road. I had to decide whether I wanted to pursue a career in poetry or professional wrestling. On the one hand, professional wrestling would allow me to

A long long long long long time ago, back in the ancient times, there was a dog named Raphiel. Raphiel was shorter than other dogs, but on one particular day, something happened.

He'd flown to Arkansas before but not dressed like this. The lady in first class wouldn't even make eye contact with him. He had to ask twice to get a scotch. She brought Jack

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The man ran to catch his flight to Japan. He was having trouble remembering why he was going to japan, or who he even was! But one look into his carry-on helped his remember...

It was a big room and the most deadliest 12 men in the world were gavered round the table "gentlemen, today we are here to discuss our revenge on

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It was like any other monotonous day he was living, walking down the same old road he always had, when it happened. He looked up to the sky, saw a glimmer of light, then darkness.

Jim walked to the end of the block and turned into the alley. He knew she was following him. He wanted her to. She'd been watching him for days. He went for his gun but she was

Trixie, the misshapen dachshund, was darling even though

The server logs confirmed that the file had been downloaded from his IP address and using his ID, but he denied any involvement. I thought about '24' as I called the boss to