Squirt me she said. She pushed out her chest. He hit her will full force. Hot liquid shot out from the garden hose because it had been laying out. Her neck burned and she

She would be spending the rest of her life in jail, for a crime she didn't commit. It was was her last night of freedom. She decided it was time to pay a visit to Mr.

The clown smirked. Evilness oozed from the sewer. "Come down an play." But the hellish clown did not know he was beckoning a special child. His name was Harry Potter and he came

(Прима ћирилицу) Кратке приче - 10 линија, 160 карактера! Шта после тих карактера? Ваљда се надовезују други. Па, то је једва три линије, али добро. Ако је игра са наставком, ок.

After a dozen gigs, the new drummer Clem started to mock the band's other musicians (and the lead singer as well). But he played like clockwork and could take the reins of time

Panda bear greens, reminescent of Gallgher's watermelon shrapnel,

Everything I'm about to tell you is a joke. You see that dog out the window? That's a trained Yakuza attack dog. I have to kill it before it kills you.

Tattoo restaurant said the sign over the door. It sounded a bit odd but I was hungry & they were open so I entered. I asked the waitress for the menu, & she replied, "I am the menu

Long nights at sea drove me into her arms. Well, I should say arm. She only has one. The left one. One left arm and one right leg. That's my girl. The girl for me if only I

Your Bicardi laced, pimply faced "Sup bro?" made me want to

The smell of ozone was strong. Slightly off-balance, he carefully removed the containers from the backpack. She took out the book and opened it to the correct page to begin. First,

Jezikara of Mars was happy to supply her customers with poly-dichloric-euthynol (or "youf-n-all" as the AtaviChavs of Tharsis Ridge liked to call it). If it was illegal on Earth,

Carmela was about to burst into tears as she stared at her computer and shouted, "It's gone, it is all GONE!" She couldn't even imagine what she would do without

once upon a time, there was a sponge who lived in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and pourous was he! he had a bestfriend, whos name was patrick. they loved to go

Appropriate tools for appropriate problems, she thought, as she lifted the 4-foot bong from its case and set it on the Sherman Avenue sidewalk in downtown Coeur d'Alene. It had all

the girl stares at him and wonders why his lips are so freaking black like gucci! so she said

When I realized the attendant was back to comforting his friend in the women’s can, I decided to liberate some Gatorade, Combos, several kinds of chips and all the cash in the draw

It was cold and frosty morning on Wearde Road, the sun shimmered over the tamar as the first car arrived in the car park...

She could only see him when her eyes were closed. Her eyelids had been fitted with thermoptic filters that rendered his invisibility ineffective. He smiled and touched her hip.

...So I used skim milk and it still made pudding, so you see what's the point?" The philosphy professor looked at his class and sighed to himself "Just two years to tenure."