'Tis astonishing the lengths Rupert will go simply to be nasty.

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Get on your back. Get your butt up. Now walk like a crab.

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She ended the email with "Nothing else is important.I just don't want to lose you,either.I've realised that yesterday.".And as soon as she sent it she felt that touch of regret.

Babies, oh babies. They give me enough reason to mock this world. They are lovely, cute, happy creatures dragged into this world by their parents. And parents are either so selfish

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The morning smelled of raw fish and sweat as the boat pulled into the docks of the early hallow's eve. Daliah loved the smell, reminded her of home.

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Billy was bouncing of the walls with energy. The pixie sticks he'd snorted had hurt like hell and caused a nosebleed but he was feeling them for sure now.

When the aggravations of chance trouble your soul do you turn to the master(s) of fate? Redouble your efforts, relinquish control, try a different approach?

If you're poor, DON'T ADD TO THIS FOLD. If you're hungry, DON'T ADD TO THIS FOLD. If you're oppressed or persecuted, DON'T ADD TO THIS FOLD. If you're a woman or a man, DON'T ADD

Cheney handed out thin strips of paper. "What the hell's this?" asked Rumsfeld. "It's a political litmus test,when you lick it it changes color. Red means your a commy. Green and

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