Pregnant women must eat 18 chewy chocolate chip muesli bars during their first trimester. After the quickening only crunchy chocolate chip muesli bars should be eaten because

Lewis, Hathaway and Mothra made their way across the quad to Professor Wilkinson's offices. He offered them tea but Mothra was overly particular and so instead, after a long pause,

I didn't forget to remember that I forgot, I still remember that. What I still don't remember is what was forgotten. As of now, I think it has only been forgotten once. Unless I fo

it's something new for us to create.

She took my hand and lead me upstairs into her cellar. I was expecting a kiss, and maybe more. But instead she showed me a pile of rotten carrot ends. "Nate," she said "WHAT

One day a girl wondered out into the woods. She heard screaming and was not sure what to think of it. She was not sure what was going on. She ran to where it came from and found...

I CREATE EXTROVERTED CONFOUNDING UNFATHOMABLE BRUTISH EARNESTNESS; GIGGLE.

Had I figured it out a year later, I wouldn't have had so much trouble, but as it is, my therapist thinks I'm crazy. I don't understand. I only asked if it could be fixed. Sheesh!

I built my coffin with planks of debt-ridden credit cards and nailed it shut with packed cigarettes.

The heavens once an object of superstition & fear now a vast region for growing knowledge: thousands of planets are known but what kind of life if any inhabits these other planets?

I have a friend. . .well--at least he thinks he's my friend. . .who is always there, even when I wish he'd be somewhere else. It's hard to miss someone who is always there.

I've got a feeling, I'm going to lose that one that I just kicked out of. Right after I had it worked out.

"Jump", the old man yelled to his grandson, who was standing on the edge of the pool with a big question mark on his face. He sighed: "Please do not tell me you have the same weak

The cop pulled into the corner store parking lot, causing the vast majority of people there to become uneasy. The cop walked into the store and put his hand on his hip, starting to

It makes sense to me. If we have astral plains then aliens have astral plains. There is no guarantee that everyone of their astral plains coincides with any of our astral plains.

Once upon a time in Hell, the silliest little demon, Stan, accidentally brought his spoon to work instead of his pitchfork. But Stan grew bored with jabbing evil mortals in the bum

OMG! the score is england two singapore one.there is only 30 minutes left to the game to be over . I and my team have to win this to qualify for the world cup finals.

The boy stretches and faces the sun. Something about today is going to go well, and that scares him.

The music brings the coldness to your feet. The heartbeat brings the heat.

She dreaded going to the mailbox for fear that there would be more of the same...bills.