I was stuck in the crawlspace beneath the Hitchen's house again. One of my belt loops got snagged on something and I can not get it loose. I can't be caught down here again. I call

Once upon a time

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At the end of a long and winding road, there was a run down shack of a house. I had been walking for days with no sign of anyone. I needed food and water. Where had everyone

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It was cold and frosty morning on Wearde Road, the sun shimmered over the tamar as the first car arrived in the car park...

"Gather round, children, and hear the tale of the creature that roams these hills, half-man, half-ape, half-Psittaciform, known by many names, but by most as Sasqwawkers, the Demon

Once upon a time there was a unicorn that farted rainbows and ate poop the barfed it out

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