I started drinking the sea water the moment the boat left San Pedro. I had swallowed a jelly fish and prayed it would kill me, but I am still here. Damn it. If only

The headstone was old and craggy. Hundreds of years had chiseled its elegant flourishes away and left only my name and the words "Mad. Died screaming". Time travel, I'll miss you

Well, at least I thought it would be like that. I was never quite sure of how unsure I really was. In fact, the only thing I've ever been sure of was cheese. Cheese was my passion.

Vary your routes going to and from work. That was the advice given to me by

She painstakingly removed the outer shell with an xacto knife and the lid of an old pen. Times were tough at Science Beat magazine, but an alien first contact like this would get

A Limp Bizkit umbrella group chomped a pita in opposition to McDonald's chief. Few people knew that McDonald's had their own Native American Tribe. Their casino is just

He awoke with a start; camp was being shelled again. Each mortar blast built up pressure in his head, pounding in another nail, building toward that next migraine. The pain wasn't

Tinha uma cara bonita, mas estava com o ar aborrecido de quem acorda antes do tempo. Deixou-se levantar. Não desligou o despertador de imediato e o ruído...

Snow fell, igniting her alabaster skin and coal black eyes with a fire unseen since our kiss. The trouble beneath faded away as her tongue caught a snowflake. Winter loved her as I

In that climate, treachery swam between thick breaths in whispers. The bar would have been god forsaken, if such a god existed. As it was, only pulse rifles and batpacks commanded

His t-shirt read "Body by Nintendo" and hugged the curves of his belly and man boobs. Yet, I found him strangely alluring. His nerd boy charms trumped any male model.

A thousand years and a million miles from home, the galaxy-warrior stood in humility before the Defilbian war fleet that hovered mightily before the Quadrax star system.

Linda married and divorced her first awkward turtle. The turtle struggled with drug and alcohol abuse, and went through recovery in the mid 1990s. After marrying his second

"The time is ten o'clock, do you know where your children are?" chimed the television, and all Icould think was, "No. No I do not."

"Too Bad." The meter maid ripped off the ticket and stuffed it in my mouth. So I

I had a sneaking suspicion that registering my name and address with the BMV might alert someone to my location so I preferred to remain anonymous. This was potentially

A cardboard box arrived unexpectedly for me in the mail, heavy with its unwanted contents. Dammit, I must have forgotten to

Cari truly was stupid. In fact she thought if you

Bylo nebylo. Je tomu dávno, co se malá Františka vydala do města. Sbalila si batůžek, obula si ty nejkrásnější botičky a stopla okolojedoucí auto. Je to už tak dávno...

Reluctantly, he answered the phone and hoped his mother would ask him how his life was going. Instead, he listened as she rambled on about