I will not be seen as a coward. I have been through more than you can imagine. For example, one day when I was walking home from school, I

"Listen baby, you got the part!" I hung up the phone stunned. Me, I was picked out of the thousand Ant-Eater trainer's for an off-boadway production! Why? Was it my albino skin?

"One English muffin,coming right up!" the waitress jotted it down."Now what do you want on it? Jelly,Jam, Marmalade,Honey,Sorgum,Syrup,Vegamite,Nutella,Butter,Oleo, or Margarine?"

Sing a song of happiness, harmonic beauty, a song that will allow you to turn back your inner demons for a few moments, a song to purify the air. One that will linger in time .

They say that to really sell your story to the masses you must first write for yourself––which you did during seventh grade. It was about two pages long and centered around a child

When my wife & I moved to the SciFi town we weren't surprised to see everyone dressed as though they at Comic-Con. We were surprised half the town spoke Klingon & half spoke Na'vi

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It was when Evie couldn't bear to hang any more clothes on the line because all her pegs were unmatching that she took up drinking seriously.

THE CASE OF THE MISSING MISANTHROPE

Good Morning!

Brad Marigon felt better than he had feared after the soul inspection and vacuuming. When they brought out the black snake, it turned out to be pretty cool, technically. Back in hi

Today, my dear friends, I decided to take a walk. Autumn is my favorite season. Oh, my name is Bob by the way. Anyway, when I went on the walk, I saw an old friend, "Bob!", she

i have an asian friend his name is da balsakdoodle he is a good friend

I am worried that this might be the most beautiful story on FS & that however many more stories we write, nothing could ever come even close to this story's perfection

Ivan cut off another chunk of bear shank, refilled his mug of Kvass & returned to the Smoked Eels single table. Yuri had spiked the Kvass with vodka, & their little roulette game

"FIRE!"I SHOUTED.HEARING THAT, MY NEIGHBOURS CAME TOWARDS MY HOUSE.BUT THERE WAS NO FIRE.HA HA HA I LAUGHED AT THEM. SEEING THAT, THEY STARTED SCOLDING ME IN BAD WORDS.I DONT CARE

"David that's not how you properly return the shopping cart." David grimaced at his dog. What did he know? "Try Again."

"Here I am." He said with wonder in his voice "The end of my rope, yet i've never felt better." He took a few more steps towards his fate "i've waited so long for this, so long...

"Did you see that? Wait, there it is again. Someone lives there!" Ron, tugged my arm pulling me towards the delapidated, overgrown Mansion. "I dunno, Ron." "Scared?" Grinning, Ron

Orindilla screeched into her Well of Wailing. "Number 9! I knew it. That's why my horoscopes have been inaccurate". A ninth planet beyond the Kuiper belt could only mean one thing: