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Victor could not get a date. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that he had a single eyebrow encircling his entire face.

"Take off that bee costume while we are outside, that dang roundup might get you!" Buzz was not amused by this left handed back rub. Buzz saw his chance and took it; releasing his

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He walked in, brushed past others with their chairs partially pushed in and their coats hanging over the back of their chairs, and sat down. He noticed his

After I slaughtered Megador the Butcher and gathered some gold and stuff, I poked around and discovered a secret cafeteria, where a Beholder was picking at a salad and a small bowl

I woke up from bed to find the sky is pink, I ran out to to the streets and i saw

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He knew what was going on within having climbed in through the window. It was too late. He folded a paper in Assassins Code, threw it where it needed to be left through the window

Ralph was going through menopause. His doctor confirmed it and Ralph was terribly dismayed. "Now turn your head and cough," his doctor ordered, twisting Ralph's

The Mayans gathered around the stone tablets. "Did you remember leap years?" said the head priest. The mason sighed, "Let's just stop at 2012. I need a break."

"What an adorable baby!" crooned the nurse, as she handed him to Mr. & Mrs. Aday. "His name will be Marvin Lee," said Mrs. Aday. "Although...he looks kinda like a meat loaf."

Who says you can't end a sentence with a preposition, asked the professor. what is a preposition asked the old man. He had been sitting at the same bench for 3 years and still did

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And I learned not to throw on in the towel I learned to wipe my sweat with it and keep pushing!

"Oops, I spilled some peanut butter and BBQ sauce on my ankle," said the mailman. "No bother, though. This surely is not a contrived situation that will come back to "bite" me."

Harley was not a motorcycle. SHe did make loud noises and exhaust came out of her butt often but she could not be taken for a ride. EMa was sad because of this and slapped her on