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There is a peculiar moment in time when, upon opening the fridge and seeing that the milk is one day expired, you must make a dreadful decision, one that could change everything.

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Once upon a time there were two adorable children who were homeschooled by a fabulous lady. There was a frog who ate cheese.The cheese of the mountain which was so good.

James saw the village from a distance. He knew that there would be food there. James snuck up behind one of the huts and ran in when nobody was inside. He snagged a baguette and ra

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My brother is a wizard. He only knows two spells, but they are very useful. The first spell allows him to be invisible and the second spell

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Two days ago, Thomas Jefferson, the King Louis XII of France and Copernicus' Grandmother were kidnapped and teleporter to Present Day Chile.

I asked the Monster under my bed to scoot over and anxiously crawled in beside him.My parents' loud arguments carry through the thin walls of my room.Monster says sympathetically,

The situation of the situation has always been situated in such a situation to situate situations based off of lies and factors based off of the situations that were relevant to

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