Ruth was interested in learning a trade. Each of her brothers had something they excelled at. James was the smith, Frederick was the tanner and Edward the hunter. Ruth wanted to

I seek a Great Perhaps, an opportunity to do something meaningful with my life. But that's very difficult to do working the 9-5 in an office cubicle.

I remember my Mom put me to bed, turned off the light, kissed me on the forehead and whispered in my ear, "Never, ever trust a puppet."

Entrepreneurs increase their wealth, governers their power and the learned revel in their vast knowledge, but you are here to better the condition of humanity and its cousins,

What am I making of this intake? This booze, this gluttony, my Facebook feed trough, the news, the binge-watching? What alchemy occurs in this dust-devil's dissolute crucible? He

The card read "I am a mother-pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I am the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant " This tongue twister slam

I couldn't believe my eyes! The last thing I expected to see when I looked out my window was that!

THE MAKING OF FOLDINGSTORY: THE MUSICAL. The singing evil helicoptor scene at the penultimate climax of Act II cost over seven billion dollars to film. They could've done $700, but

Tilting his cowboy hat, he stared into the lights.The live cameras focused on him after a tap-dancing cigarette ad . "Preforming 'Indian Love Song' the yodeler! Slim Whitman!"

The paper football sailed forth making a trajectory to the back of Professor Moriarty's head. He stopped for a moment and caught it in midair. "Really? World domination? Hello?"

He gurgled, he growled. He huffed and he squinted. The ground rolled and the dust lit gloom hovered. The praying mantis lifted his cataract coated goggles and peered into the dist

Somehow, in the summer of 2014, during a calm summer for Kansas, 7th grader Sophia Crepuscule worked out the design for affordable transmat pads. She went to Europe three times bef

"Alright class, you will be pairing up with someone you haven't worked with before for this lab." The teacher said.

The green-bellied, purple-elsewhere dinosaur evaluated his paunch in the floor-length mirror. Pacing, he debated on skipping the show's 10yr reunion. What would Baby Bop think?

He looked at his phone, turned pale, then quickly left the room. She was watching him, smiling. Well, it was really a devilish grin, to be honest.

Oscar stood in front of an apartment complex. It was a bit like his own, almost. Except this one didn't have graffiti on the walls, didn't stink of weed on the second floor.

They was driving in Yossemmiitty park and they sawed a cayotee. They got out and said cor look a cayottee. Then they all died.

In the morning, i woke up from my bed to do my morning chores, when i woke up i was shock because in front of me stood a skeleton smoking and pointing a gun towards me

"I'll have the large dzik," Jane said, looking up from the menu. "With extra sour cream."

Yes, this is the DEADLIEST and most TERRIFYING fighting art known to man—and WITHOUT EQUAL. Its MAIMING, MUTILATING, DISFIGURING, PARALYZING and CRIPPLING techniques are known