A bear came across a genie. The bear was given three wishes with the exception that he cannot wish for more wishes. Being a smart bear, he found a loophole. By using word "and"

Anderson Chive had found ways to endure the book-signings. But undercover reporter Melody Snark challenged him. "Mr. Chive, isn't it true that you have made a mockery of fiction?"

I woke up with my hair dyed chartreuse, mint & ochre & carved into a facsimile o fthe leaning tower of Pisa topped by a gondola. I was the victim of extreme dog grooming... again..

Although I always have every intention of saying no, somehow I always end up saying yes. Perhaps it's because of his

The origins of that quixotic sign, a meandering curve & a dot are said to be found in Egyptian antiquity. A cat seen from behind, tail poised,so thought semiologist & archaelogist

Josh screamed in pain, his leg impaled with a shard of glass,

Bomb disposal is NOT a job for the faint hearted, which was unfortunate for Cpl. Jock Sergeant, who's heart was so faint as to be transparent. On his 1st day at bomb school, he sat

I stopped running. It had started to rain. I didn't want to get my clothes dirty, couldn't spare to get it dirty. I feel like I'm in some kinda movie, why had I chose to run away?

The called him "Johnny Numbers" but the joke had stopped being funny long before it was ever told. His gigantic tube socks and jean shorts made sure of that.

As wind howled and the rain beat down outside the window, I began to plan the evil deed.

Avery Brooks poured his heart out in song to improvised melody. Then Shatner butt in waaaay off key, puffy faced and serious

So Noah saw the dinosaurs coming towards the arc. He had to think fast. There was no way this ship was going to

The mountains parted ahead, it was the last line of land before the sea. Atokata loomed above them glittering in the sun as a giant beetle. The arcology that I would soon call home

"Arrr, me brethren, thank you for this congress. The Somalis have slashed our profits, and American drones have made commerce difficult. So could I interest you in some Tupperware

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I think I've found a locally offered MFA program that interests me. Perhaps I'll start it this year.

Geraldine the gnu was feeling blue. She counted her toes again to check but there were three on each foot. Very un-gnu.

The old age of Singapore was terrible as it was during the war.The Japanese Occupation destroyed Singapore until Japanese surrendered to the British.

Love is sometimes like a poison ivy turning around your heart suffocating you. My eyelid's been twiching for a while..just because of you.you damn love. Oh I want you baby..I need

Her eyes were distant as she gazed blankly at the city skyline from her position on the large oak branch.