There are some things you just can't practice, like zooming in a jet-propelled one-man rocket suit, either you do it or you don't.

On a much-deserved date with the spouse at a new place. New Order's "Bizarre Love Triangle" is playing in the background.

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Before us, there was a whole lot of something. But it didn't matter to us, because we weren't aware. But now we are aware, we think nothing of it. Later,

Sorry I screwed up that Suessical poem. I was tired & hot & yes, should well have kno-wn. My head hung in shame at this most grievous fuckup, when I heard the faint sound of the

Anytime you want to meet someone over the internet, take my advice. Don’t. Instead, take the time to

SpaceX completed its first mission to Mars April 1, 2025. By 2052 the first base founded by geologists, physicists, & xenobiologists thawed a sample of water ice containing

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I have beautiful feet

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"Great blood and fire. It's hotter here than Vulcan's dick." Said the

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You could hear the blast twenty miles away.

I was a latchkey kid. We moved a lot, too. I never got a handle on settling down to a future that would inevitably change. One day on the way home, two roads. I took the safe way.

I want to tell you everything so that the only thing that remains between us are secrets.

CRASH! BOOM! SMASH! Clatter! BOOM! "What IS going on up there", my mother asked. "Erm," I replied "I'm, erm..

On May 12, 2015, at 3:03 PM, a small man named Frederick was making his way through breakfast. Suddenly, however, the waffle he was trying to eat flew into the air and said to him,

He was 6' 4", 240, and wore a lot of flannel. Drank whiskey like water and killed all his own meat. Was apolitical but felt passionately that Jacob was Bella's true soulmate. When

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