Her skin had the texture, color, and scent of a perfectly roasted marshmallow. Her hair was like a sheet of black plastic and her eyes were green diamonds. I held

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OUAT, there was a PurpleProf who was diagnosed with breast cancer. This was a real bummer, but PurpleProf was determined to beat it! She counted on her FS friends to keep her smili

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"Great blood and fire. It's hotter here than Vulcan's dick." Said the

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You could hear the blast twenty miles away.

I was a latchkey kid. We moved a lot, too. I never got a handle on settling down to a future that would inevitably change. One day on the way home, two roads. I took the safe way.

I want to tell you everything so that the only thing that remains between us are secrets.

CRASH! BOOM! SMASH! Clatter! BOOM! "What IS going on up there", my mother asked. "Erm," I replied "I'm, erm..

On May 12, 2015, at 3:03 PM, a small man named Frederick was making his way through breakfast. Suddenly, however, the waffle he was trying to eat flew into the air and said to him,

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The most beautiful thing about the most terrible thing that happened to me was

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LittleRedRidingHood and Wolf had a plan to kill grandma but it envolved the huntsman and it made them feel unease.Red decided to seduce him but turned out he had other preferences.

The little girl with the helium balloon was excited to let her go of it with a message attached. She never expected the helium balloon to come to life

Bog and his moose knuckle like ice cream

Dear Santa: I want the following. 1. An easy-bake oven where I can cook Tandoori chicken using a 100 watt bulb.

I never imagine taking the wrong train would lead to such an adventure. When I realized this I was already 3 hours into the ride and far from home. The scenery outside was very