I shrugged with every fiber of my being.. Finally the big fat hairy smelly sweaty greasy carbuncle-covered weight was off my shoulders.

Splupharbulousness.

"First, you're gonna want to macerate your berries thusly. Feel how soft they're getting? Now you can masticate them soo easily. Mmm." A mass debate in Bobby Flay's studio audience

오늘은 월요일인데, 일어나보니 아침 10시 반이었다.

I picked up my dark shallow mind from staring at the floor, just to find my enemy hoovering me. I should've never told her mother that she

Bylo, nebylo, v jednom království žila zlá vláda a zlý parlament. Lidé v té vládě vždy slíbili, že udělají vše, aby se běžným lidem žilo lépe.

Pangolin! Pan-go-lin? Pang-o-lin? Pangolin!! Pangolin pangolin pangolin, pangolin pangolin pangolin pangolin. Pangolin, pangolin pangolin pangolin - pangolin pangolin! Dugong.

There once was a troll,a green thooty troll named Gracie...and because she was a troll named Gracie,she was bullied by other trolls."It's not easy being Gracie!" she sung while

We are born to die, and we die to live, so what's the point in living life if it just contradicts?

Läks kord õpilane Mari kooli

BANG!!! It all went to shit, they lost the batch of blue stuff.

Her eyes lit up as she unwrapped the cologne. "Oh, Roger!" But a few spritzes left her speechless. It smelled like kerosene with a top note of flea spray. She tried to maintain

In the beginning there was something. There was something controlled and organized. Then God made something else.

"Jessica." Jim sighed. "You can't keep pretending you have a cat... It's just plain weird. What if my mom sees you and takes away her blessing? I can't marry a crazy cat lady."

The time has come to say goodbye. He waved his hand and sent a kiss, I replied with an erect middle finger. The train moved and slowly accelerated, he was stuck in the rails

Ida burrowed down the bed & placed her ice cold feet into the crook of her husband's knees. "Stop squealing like a girl! You'll get used to it," she said as he squealed like a girl

The worst thing in the world happened to me today. I got stuck in the elevator with Fred. You know what I'm gonna say next, dontcha? 'Cause everyone knows about Fred & how he farts

He was sad. He couldn't even peal a dam tomato! His girlfriend would arrive at any moment and he would be proved a useless idiot who didn't deserve her. Suddenly,

I ordered the penne, asked for more iced tea, and fiddled with my napkin. It was too much too soon - the crowd, a date, the fake plants, the odd number of slices in the bread-

I took my wedding ring off and rubbed the suntan lines around my finger. I set the ring next to my wife's photograph--like I've done every night since she passed. She use to say