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38In a thunderous explosion of light the Doctor reincarnated, taking on the form of his last incarnation. Before us stood a cross between Ethel Merman and Suchet's Hercule Poirot,
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45I switched on the electric current. Every follicle rose to attention. I could now move my hair by thought alone.
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23It's depressing. All these great stories & no one is adding to them. I think I'll go drink an entire bottle of Maker's Mark now. Care to join me? Oh, I forgot. You're not here.
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24Today is the day. Its game day. Today is the most important game day there is. Its the opening game. Our very first game. I'm ready to play some ball.
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20I pulled up to the stop. Pearl Jam pumping. Either way led to home but unbeknownst to me at the time a left meant painful death and right meant joyful rendezvous with an old buddy.
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31When I awoke, it was pitch dark and I could barely hear the sound of two male voices--but not loud enough to hear what they were saying.
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23I am a sentient idea, with no physical form of my own. I spread from mind to mind, never fully controlling my hosts, but subtly influencing their actions so that they collectively
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241,2,3 de Oliveira 4.
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21as the baby elephant watched it's mother fall to the ground; in a panic it wondered what it could do to help her
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27The midday sun scorched the asphalt of a highway stretching through the desert. Rita found a nice big rock and dropped in on the accelerator and put the convertible in drive.
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43"Welcome to Cannibal Cafe. Our special tonight is a Limb Burger topped with Limburger and toematoes." Andrew Zimmern studied the menu with trepidation. "I think I'll have the
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44Joe had just hit the pope with his truck. There were no witnesses. The situation was surreal. He left the cab and checked the pope's pulse. The pope had no pulse. He put the
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47I have no intention of appearing in this foldingstory. However,
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51All of the world's problems began billions of years ago with a single belch.
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50'It's crying in my heart like it's raining on the town'
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32I'm not gonna give much to work with...Let's just say that
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41MEMO to all citizens. Christmas is cancelled, effective immediately. Please proceed directly to December 31. Happy new year!
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76I sheathed myself in the garments fitting my caste and then I went to work just as I'd done every day since my extrusion. My task was unsavory, but I was congealed for this purpose
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25Buy Oxiclean for 29.95 (plus tax) and save -29.95 (plus inheritance)! Go to your local Super Market to buy Oxiclean!
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42Einstein and Marilyn Monroe were having a row because HE wanted kosher hotdogs at the reception but SHE didn't think that was classy. Then she threw her engagement ring at him sayi